Ethan Tremblay

Miers and his stupid little pokey kicks he always does give me the [censored].

Sounds like there’s an issue with the mainframe database.

Harmes.. that hair does not suit you.

He looked like a 50+ gamer.

22 if you include the umpires.

Carlton’s bottom six to 10 players in their “best 22” are utter garbage.

Cool. Post about it in the appropriate thread!

Thankful we didn’t land Cerra.

#Freekickhawthorn returns from the dead.

How does Docherty get a game?

I reckon McGovern still uses his fingers to count.

Umpires all of a sudden paying throwing the ball against Cripps.

Come on, Blues! You bloody marshmallows.

Listening to Matt Hill commentating makes me feel like I’m watching footy from the 70’s and 80’s, bloody fantastic.

“Hollywood Hawks” is one of the cringiest things I’ve heard in a while. An “Mosquito Fleet” is equally as gross.

Don’t care how long he re-signs for, as long as he does. Contract length means absolutely nothing these days.

I went for a jaunt down to training. Unfortunately, didn’t get to see much as the players were all busy hugging some creepy person.

Didn’t Gaze come out during the week and admit he made this rumour up?

There could be a problem with the mainframe database.

Weak free. I think #Freekickhawthorn is going to make a comeback this season, especially in their F50.

Have been attempting to identify their game plan since the first quarter and have no idea. Their inside 50 entries do resemble ours though.

Shut up Buckley, that was definitely intentional.

Essendon’s forward line is more dysfunctional than ours.

Nick Martin looks like a geek.