Ethan Tremblay

JVR’s post-game interview. What a sweetheart.

So happy for Melksham. When he finishes up playing, I hope we keep him on in a coaching role (maybe forward coach)

Kolt is going to be a gun.

Unless there’s a fight back, I reckon Simmo is gone after today’s game.

Harley Reid is an entitled little [censored].

Kolt’s confidence growing.

He’d have pimples on it too.

Melksham is moving really well.

McGovern has ozempic face.

We’re just way too nice. Instead of shaking hands “bro-style” with Reid just before the bounce, get stuck into him.

A visual representation of their 2024 list.

Is that hair or a birds nest on Ben Dixon’s head? He also looks extremely orange.

How does Fantasia get a game ahead of……… anyone?

Sympathy 50

GWS making a comeback. Umpires: “hold my beer”. That non-mark to Hogan ruined the Giants momentum.

That was a [censored] mark to Hogan.

Are Carlton immune to being pinged for HTB or incorrect disposal?

GWS smell but umpires pay everything to Carlton.

Don’t touch Cripps.. I thought if you ducked and/ or led with your head and copped it high, it was play on?

Why does Miers always look like he’s been grying?

Sounds like a bit of a weirdo.

They restrict oxygen flow to the brain by 7.5%. True story.

Cheeky little stat: Nick Daicos has not taken a contested mark in his career.

Collingwood took their special 3/4 time juice. They’ll make a comeback.

Nick Daicos being third in the Brownlow predictor is gross.