Ethan Tremblay

Thankful we didn’t land Cerra.

#Freekickhawthorn returns from the dead.

How does Docherty get a game?

I reckon McGovern still uses his fingers to count.

Umpires all of a sudden paying throwing the ball against Cripps.

Come on, Blues! You bloody marshmallows.

Listening to Matt Hill commentating makes me feel like I’m watching footy from the 70’s and 80’s, bloody fantastic.

“Hollywood Hawks” is one of the cringiest things I’ve heard in a while. An “Mosquito Fleet” is equally as gross.

Don’t care how long he re-signs for, as long as he does. Contract length means absolutely nothing these days.

I went for a jaunt down to training. Unfortunately, didn’t get to see much as the players were all busy hugging some creepy person.

Didn’t Gaze come out during the week and admit he made this rumour up?

There could be a problem with the mainframe database.

Weak free. I think #Freekickhawthorn is going to make a comeback this season, especially in their F50.

Have been attempting to identify their game plan since the first quarter and have no idea. Their inside 50 entries do resemble ours though.

Shut up Buckley, that was definitely intentional.

Essendon’s forward line is more dysfunctional than ours.

Nick Martin looks like a geek.

Exactly. I don’t know how McRae only ended up with a warning. What’s the threshold for a fine over a warning? Any negative and unwarranted comments from a coach to an opposition player should be the same fine.

McRae gets an “official warning”, Hinkley copped a $20,000 fine. The protection of all things Magpies continues on into 2025.

Doesn’t feel like the season has even started yet. What a [censored].

It’s number 60 (or 6 degrees).

I thought of this idea for a pill that dissolves the poo in your body. So no more number twos. Basically, you’d sweat or wee it out (but there’s no smells).

Live broadcast of players’ getting surgery.

Make the ground a triangle and have three teams competing at once.