Ethan Tremblay

Imagine how good Josh Kennedy could be if he wasn’t a hunchback. Or maybe he’s good because of the hunch.

If Preussy played we would have won by even more.

I’m pretty sure he’s on the spectrum.

Yep, the umpire was side on as well, had the perfect view of it

It’s been one of the better umpired games this season.....Until the last quarter.

Yep they’re white males.

[censored] I have something in my eye.

Snot in a jar would do a better job at coaching Carlton than Bolton.

Hawthorn supporters must be the biggest bunch of fair weather, band-wagoners going around. They didn’t turn up last week either.

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Margetts is 100% a West Coast supporter. He and Daglish openly support West Coast and were ‘unofficially’ banned from umpiring the derby a couple of years ago due to their perceived bias towards the Eagles.

My thoughts as well after I saw his first couple of touches. Got caught a few times but that’s going to happen in your first game. A couple were from dodgy hand passes anyway.

Once Baker adjusts to the speed of the game he’s going to be a very good player.

That’s probably more like it. Oh well, I’ve already had my win for tonight seeing that.

Just witnessed a middle-aged man in a west coast jumper slip over whilst walking over the bridge to the stadium. He landed on his guts as if he was about to go down a slip and slide. It’s a sign.

High and tight is the only acceptable haircut on a man if you ask me.

It’s the tattoos.

Fit looking fella, which is a good thing being a professional athlete I suppose.

I think this sums him up well. When watching Stretch I’ve often thought he plays quite robotically, as if he’s attempting really hard to stick to a system, a little hard to explain I suppose. It makes him seem overtly rigid and not playing freely enough. I’d also like to see him play with more instinct and take the game on.

According to wiki: The Australian Football League has taken some steps to reduce the incidence of osteitis pubis, in particular recommending that clubs restrict the amount of bodybuilding which young players are required to carry out, and in general reducing the physical demands on players before their bodies mature.

Collingwood Adelaide Geelong Fremantle (I think) North Port Richmond Carlton

Shut up Hasleby, as if the players will be ‘frightened’ you weirdo.

This is the least confident I’ve been going into a game in a long time. Nevertheless, I will still be at the game cheering on the baby maker in his debut game.