Ethan Tremblay

I think the days are gone when players train within the main group when they have an injury or niggle. I’d suggest any pain is reported to training staff and the players training regime is altered accordingly. I’m not worried at all.

Thanks for the solid training reports.

How very Hipster of you.

Thanks @It's Time. How’s Sparrow looking? Based off not much more than physical appearance, I think he’s going to be a gem. If we can somehow keep him under mass pressure, possibly a diamond.

Who’s the fat pig on the right?

Nuffies gonna nuff.

You’d have to ask shim.

ToeMac

BMI is a [censored] measurement that doesn’t take into account muscle mass. Give it a rest.

I understand the response from Petracca was a joke. I was hoping Saty was joking about actually asking him about his weight.

I’m hoping that’s a joke (the part where you asked him).

We shouldn’t be assuming anyone’s gender. The fella on the right may be a chick.

Put a shirt on ya fatty.

At least he’s working on the man-on-man defensive side of his game.

Uh yes LA, discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's [censored]

Goyder: Gil, we’ve surveyed the population and it appears overweight comic-book geeks aren’t interested in AFL. Gil: I’ve got this.

You’re very lucky Un fan de Demons. One of my favourite trips is taking the train from Paris through Bordeaux to San Sebastián.

I could be wrong, but I believe Complacency is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

If I were Bernie I’d rather stitch my head to the carpet.

I think CollIngwood are number 1 going into this season but will drop off pretty quickly after that (if they don’t recruit any very good to gun mids next draft/trade period).

The article is a continuation from the AFL’s best forward lines. Petracca was named in the starting six best forwards for us so may explain why they haven’t named him as a midfielder.

Getting ahead of oneself and not appreciating your opponent. I agree, it’s different to complacency. Dal Santo most likely just learnt the word and wanted an excuse to use it.

This goes into the bucket of articles that didn’t need to be written. Next week Dal Santo is writing a piece on how water is wet.