Ethan Tremblay

I thought it had been decided that none of these players would get a game these days?

Normal length quarters we would have won. Seriously, how [censored] good could bat soup be?!

Much better in the second half but still far too premature to be say he stuck it up any doubters.

I’ll acknowledge that I overestimated Geelong, they were almost as putrid as us.

Is this tongue in cheek?

He’s playing?

Putrid.

How the fruit are we in front? Harmes has to stay in the guts.

The amount of holding and pushing they get away with is ridiculous.

OMG a free for holding...

Drag Lever.

Rivers is my new favourite player.

Nice day for footy, I take it there’s a decent crowd gathering at the ‘G?

I reckon we should keep bombing it into the 50, eventually the players will click.

Inside 50’s: Cats - 13 Melb - 64

Was there a kid with no nipples?

We will dominate all day. Geelong by 24.

That was my first thought, footy boots are already quite tight for the standard five toed person.

Sorry, good question. Six toes on one foot (the other foot is non-enhanced and contains the normal five). I remember a few years ago that there was a long-jumper who said “I wish I had six toes on one foot, it would give me a real advantage.”

Did anyone else hear one of the commentators say that Sam Philp (who debuted for Carlton) has six toes? Does him being a mutant give him an advantage? What other mutations might be have that we don’t know about?

I didn’t quote Saty or mention him, what makes you think I was talking about him?

Get woke go broke.

Slogfest-yawnfest. This season is a write-off.

It’s a shame that such a relevant thread is derailed once again by the same old troll. This thread, like all others, isn’t about him (as much as he thinks it is).

Abort thread.