Ethan Tremblay

Collingwood need a key forward, does Weideman already have one foot out the door?

Casboult has never been more than a serviceable player. We’re four games into a highly compromised year and posters want to bring a 31 year old to the club next season? The mind boggles.

There’s no way he’s going anywhere, his manager is just playing the media like a fiddle. Standard practice these days.

Jeremy Cameron is a RFA.

Our forwards were smashed in the air, we can’t count on a two-gamer in Pickett to pick up the crumbs whenever it hits the ground. Additionally, I can’t believe Smith is getting a game ahead of OMac. Out: AVB, Smith, Hannan In: ANB, OMac, Brown/Weid

I thought it had been decided that none of these players would get a game these days?

Normal length quarters we would have won. Seriously, how [censored] good could bat soup be?!

Much better in the second half but still far too premature to be say he stuck it up any doubters.

I’ll acknowledge that I overestimated Geelong, they were almost as putrid as us.

Is this tongue in cheek?

He’s playing?

Putrid.

How the fruit are we in front? Harmes has to stay in the guts.

The amount of holding and pushing they get away with is ridiculous.

OMG a free for holding...

Drag Lever.

Rivers is my new favourite player.

Nice day for footy, I take it there’s a decent crowd gathering at the ‘G?

I reckon we should keep bombing it into the 50, eventually the players will click.

Inside 50’s: Cats - 13 Melb - 64

Was there a kid with no nipples?

We will dominate all day. Geelong by 24.

That was my first thought, footy boots are already quite tight for the standard five toed person.

Sorry, good question. Six toes on one foot (the other foot is non-enhanced and contains the normal five). I remember a few years ago that there was a long-jumper who said “I wish I had six toes on one foot, it would give me a real advantage.”

Did anyone else hear one of the commentators say that Sam Philp (who debuted for Carlton) has six toes? Does him being a mutant give him an advantage? What other mutations might be have that we don’t know about?