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Wise, that is a simplistic view, over the last few years we have been a basket case. That did not stop other teams picking over our list Rivers, Frawley etc. and more specifically Fitzpatrick & Dunn. I am not suggesting we take Green but if there is nothing better why not?

So Gubby suggested the best way to avoid his girlfriend was to, a/ Tell her the truth it is over. b/ Tell a fib, I have to stay at the club. c/ Say that you have taken drugs and have to go into hiding to avoid drug testing -which carries a 4 year disqualification - put it in writing then delete the evidence, if it turns pear shaped blame the woman. So the answer is obvious. AYFI

Some things are beyond cleaning.

Give it another one. Tomato, tabasco and soy are sauces.

Jumped the gun Abe, save that for the 2017 thread.

Small correction required.

So Gil, let's imagine Caleb Daniels grows 30cm this year and muscles up to weigh 101kg and next season becomes the best CHF the game has seen kicking 152 goals. He goes on to win the Brownlow and Coleman medals, years down the track after he explodes on dancing with the stars, his biological passport is retested to find he has been using NASA-9064, a synthetic not approved for human use rocket fuel. Because he was not banned during the season does he keep his medals? Come on Gil it is not a trick question, does he keep his medals?

RTG, you deserved more with this gem. Phil was good but who could forget the hours of pleasure watching Pharc.

Who's that peeking round the corner? Not Jack Sprat or little Johnnie Horner, he's the one that always has a grin Joffa boy Joffa boy Phatty Phil Phatty Phil please come in.

Yes, sorry what's your name?

Steriods? I presume you mean recreational drugs. The issue is avoiding testing which may uncover PED's.

I may have some explaining to do, I did go to a private school, I am a member of the MCC and did speak to $cully regarding continuing his tenure at the club, fortunately it fell upon deaf ears. But I can absolutely guarantee I do not have two identities on Demonland, but do I have three, or four?

Choke that's the perfect penalty from the AFL $5million dollars. Wow huge penalty, will need a loan from the AFL to pay it. That will teach them. ASADA will never work it out. Do the AFL think everyone is as dumb & corrupt as them? (rhetorical)

Still no confirmation just rumour at this stage.

Perhaps because you have not worked it out.

I'm with you Skuit, it may even be you, very clever. I have enjoyed the riddle and couldn't care less if there is an answer or not. For riddle haters, stay away next time. No it's not me.

Goodbye Chris Dawes? Oh I see the one with a question mark. I had not seen that thread nor do I think it makes any difference.

VP, still can't find any evidence that Dawes career is over. So it makes my poor defence pretty good I would have thought. Or are you rumour mongering?

Sorry missed the story saying his career was over.

Grow a sense of humour VP. I am on record as saying I like Dawes and his effort is always first class, but his hands are made of wood and he struggles to take an overhead mark. So I made a joke about him dropping his head, get over it, many worse things have been said about him. PS:- Thanks Chris for all your efforts at the MFC, you will always be welcome back in my opinion, I hope MFC have a role for your after you finish playing.

Cricket ball?

We received a pick upgrade from 57 to 51, then a downgrade of a later pick - he was practically free.

The next photo shows him dropping his head.

Thanks DC but I like 27, very witty.

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