ManDee

Just thought you may like this.

Thanks Jane, what can I do about my bad back?

Sorry M96, not so quickly, what are your views on the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn? Do you accept the Jedi as a religion? Is Christian Salem a witch? If a side of Christians played a side of Lyons who would win? Now you may proceed. Edit: I forgot the biggie, why do you follow the Demons and not the Saints?

I'm sure that they will be delighted.

http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/[email protected]/Lookup/4102.0Main+Features30Nov+2013 61% of Australians are listed as Christian No religion is the fastest growing "faith group" in Australia increasing 6.8% in the 2001-2011 decade. However, in the under 30year old male group over 30% reported as not religious. The good news is that in 2011 that over 60,000 Australians reported their religion as Jedi. So Praha you are probably right, I wonder how many AFL footballers are Jedi's? Brayshaw?

Decipher mode engaged. Disengaged, couldn't be bothered.

DC, the funny thing is he probably wouldn't turn up, just have his lawyers argue points of law. He is such a creep, just like his buddy Hird.

Easy to see who our No1 ruckman is. Gawn 6 games 52 votes Spencer 6 games 2 votes Jamar 5 games 4 votes

So Dank is to appeal even though he refused to appear at his own case. Is this guy for real? The hearing may mean the World Anti-Doping Agency's appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport against the findings of the AFL anti-doping tribunal will be delayed. Stephen Dank to appeal AFL lifetime ban

Not sure if rhetorical but he was 23. He kicked 11 goals in his 9th game.

I was just having another look at the clubs entry into the total lack of care awards and I found a cryptic clue as to where the proof reader was when this was put on the site. Have a look at the scarf, SNOW.

I remember good old Michael Hunt. A customers (many years ago) daughter's name was Pina Sita, really!

Ethan thanks for the warning. How can I type a male hen, or when a rose pr1cks my finger, The auto sensor is a little too invasive at times. I like thinking of work arounds. I can think of far more offensive ones, but my good manners prohibit me from making a complete [censored] of my self.

D!CK C0CK PR1CK Whats the problem Chook? Learn to type man.

Come on Melbourne, what is our future coach's name? http://www.melbournefc.com.au/

When the footy is on TV, Melbourne V Anyone my wife always goes gardening. She has a happy knack of coming back in just before the final siren, she walks over looks at the score then if we are in front she says " that's exciting" then she sits and watches the end with me. If as is more usual we are getting thrashed she quietly goes back outside until about 15 minutes after the match. It's bad for us Melb supporters but what about our long suffering spouses? You have to admire them for putting up with us. As for writing down the scores I was a more play in the yard and kick the goals myself kind of kid doing my own commentary. Not so much fun when we are losing.

PD are we twins? 1. How did you start following the Demons? I remember 1964 GF I was 7 already a Dees fan because my older brother was - he was at the GF - He has since defected - traitor - Adelaide! 2. Who was your very first favourite player and why? Hassa Mann then Ross Dillon & Greg Parke - of all time Robbie. 3. Best moment as a fan? 2000 Qualifier V Carltank or 1987 v Footscray last round - wow- I cried. 4. Worst moment as a fan? 1987 Prelim - Poor Jimmy 5. Anything else you would like to share? I think I would rather die than support another club. After all these years in the doldrums I cannot wait to be that smug [censored] that barracks for the Mighty Dees after 3 flags in a row. Edit: Correct year.

That's enough! I for one do not support cruelty to animals, however in this case they deserve each other. Like when a shark meets a salt water crocodile, who cares who wins?

Max Gawn?

Ethan, new rug or has your face put on weight?

Why the Bears? Surely it should be the Roys or koalas.

Thanks Maurie. The world is full of smart arzes and welcome to the club. I have been a member since 1957. I love it when the younger generation think they have discovered something new only to be told that is a remake of a remake or Shakespeare wrote that or The Beatles wrote that or you know what I mean. Thomas Fuller also wrote, If thou findest thou canst not suffer the Impertinencies, Follies, and ill Usages of the World, withdraw from it ; but first be sure thou canst bear with thyself. PS: I am not having a go at you. Mine was purely a movie reference. Keep up the good work.