Geddy Lee

- credited to Natanui

I have 15,000 words due in on Tuesday . . . but I'm going to have to go now . . . I'm more screwed than Jack.

Don't think many footballers do VCE Chem and Physics, I think Jack'll be Ok :D

Hannabal I am 184 and I keep running into Liam at the footy and am always staggered by his height for a player that was not supposed to be a tall. There is no way he is 188cm, I'd say around 191 at least!

So Petterd's disposal was noticeably poor at VFL level?

Don't think they'd take a toll on the result of the games.

I thought J-Mac was fantastic, better than Brock, Jones easily but YMMV

GC will be a monumental success compared to West Sydney, which is 100% going ahead full steam.

On second thought Friday Night Fireworks gets my vote.

Brock + Pick 2 for Pav! (If Pav was three years younger)

Has done very little in 9 games. Is very unnatural at finding the footy. Valenti and Cheney got dropped for less. That said, Garland came back from further back and proved me wrong.

6. Sylvia 5. Warnock 4. Rivers 3. PJ 2. Green 1. J-Mac

Tigers should have won last week, and could have won last night. They have an easier draw than us. I'm still not convinced they will finish below us. We'll see. Morbidly fascinating stuff.

Heaven & Hell Game - vs Saints Gates of Hades - vs Western Cerberus (Cerberi?) 1948 Commemorative Game - vs Essendon Jakovich Memorial Trophy - vs West Coast Eagles Snoozetime - vs Richmond

Because Scully is falling off the radar or because we will win more than 4?

Morton/Watts/Scully + Bailey > Murphy/Gibbs/Kreuzer + Ratten If we get Scully, that is. I've always thought Carlton's list was absolutely hopeless and years on it's the same.

Here I was thinking he was addicted to teammates' wives.

You argue that a player's disposal can only stay the same, or get worse. That is completely ridiculous.

He is 19. Luckily for the MFC, the quality of a player's disposal by foot is not determined by chance, but my a multitude of factors like talent, experience, confidence, training, conditions and perception (by dullard supporters). I happen to think that a) Morton is a good kick of the football and b ) a players disposal can change more over time than many commentators (and sheep) like to think. Brad Sewell is No.3 for Inside 50s this year, and I remember how he used to kick the football in 2004.

Essendon, but I'm working on it.

Conversely I have no idea who the clowns on 693AW are at about 8.30 last night . . . Spoke about how poor our backline was, how we have no-one to contain Rough and Franklin and how we've been in atrocious form, whilst praising how great Hawthorn have been. They sounded like they were on an NRL show.

Hutchy has his own AFL PR/media enterprise, not going anywhere for a long time. Has played his cards right.

Collingwood are ****ed

Barely an issue. Stynes is not known for clumsy rhetoric.

We had a Judd board, now we need a Scully board.