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The Crow has landed

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Well in all the talk this week of some West Coast player...I think its Morton, or Judd or something. Look who ever he is people seem to think he is an ok player. But somehow everyone seems to have missed what is no doubt the biggest acquisition in football history. His name is John Meesen!

In his three years at the crows his stats are amazing. Let’s all take a look back...

In round 21 he set Football Park alight with what was touted as the best first game of the century. With an unprecedented 4 kicks 2 handballs and 2 of the best marks you will see, Meesen was a firm favourite for the Brownlow. Many say they heard Leigh Mathews scream "Jesus that the best kid I've ever seen...makes Vossy look like a 6 year old girl." The question was...would this goliath be able to do it again?

Well the simple answer is yes! In his next week with a 1 kick 1 handball 3 hitout match against the Bulldogs he became the premier ruckman of the comp. He set up the victory with what some people called, "Magic like abilities." Many say they saw shades of Polly Farmer…most say they saw so much better.

It was then found out that this man could not only play but could draw as well. People around the Facebook community simply couldn’t believe their eyes at Meesen’s stunning drawings of Penis’s with arms. Worthy of Da Vinci praise this boy has many talents

And now my good Demon friends...THE CROW HAS LANDED! Does this mean a premiership this year...Yes! Does it mean another 5 after that...Yes! So lets all sing the song. It’s a grand old flag....

 
Well in all the talk this week of some West Coast player...I think its Morton, or Judd or something. Look who ever he is people seem to think he is an ok player. But somehow everyone seems to have missed what is no doubt the biggest acquisition in football history. His name is John Meesen!

In his three years at the crows his stats are amazing. Let’s all take a look back...

In round 21 he set Football Park alight with what was touted as the best first game of the century. With an unprecedented 4 kicks 2 handballs and 2 of the best marks you will see, Meesen was a firm favourite for the Brownlow. Many say they heard Leigh Mathews scream "Jesus that the best kid I've ever seen...makes Vossy look like a 6 year old girl." The question was...would this goliath be able to do it again?

Well the simple answer is yes! In his next week with a 1 kick 1 handball 3 hitout match against the Bulldogs he became the premier ruckman of the comp. He set up the victory with what some people called, "Magic like abilities." Many say they saw shades of Polly Farmer…most say they saw so much better.

It was then found out that this man could not only play but could draw as well. People around the Facebook community simply couldn’t believe their eyes at Meesen’s stunning drawings of Penis’s with arms. Worthy of Da Vinci praise this boy has many talents

And now my good Demon friends...THE CROW HAS LANDED! Does this mean a premiership this year...Yes! Does it mean another 5 after that...Yes! So lets all sing the song. It’s a grand old flag....

I seem to remember Colin Sylvia getting 1 handball in his first match.

Well in all the talk this week of some West Coast player...I think its Morton, or Judd or something. Look who ever he is people seem to think he is an ok player. But somehow everyone seems to have missed what is no doubt the biggest acquisition in football history. His name is John Meesen!

In his three years at the crows his stats are amazing. Let’s all take a look back...

In round 21 he set Football Park alight with what was touted as the best first game of the century. With an unprecedented 4 kicks 2 handballs and 2 of the best marks you will see, Meesen was a firm favourite for the Brownlow. Many say they heard Leigh Mathews scream "Jesus that the best kid I've ever seen...makes Vossy look like a 6 year old girl." The question was...would this goliath be able to do it again?

Well the simple answer is yes! In his next week with a 1 kick 1 handball 3 hitout match against the Bulldogs he became the premier ruckman of the comp. He set up the victory with what some people called, "Magic like abilities." Many say they saw shades of Polly Farmer…most say they saw so much better.

It was then found out that this man could not only play but could draw as well. People around the Facebook community simply couldn’t believe their eyes at Meesen’s stunning drawings of Penis’s with arms. Worthy of Da Vinci praise this boy has many talents

And now my good Demon friends...THE CROW HAS LANDED! Does this mean a premiership this year...Yes! Does it mean another 5 after that...Yes! So lets all sing the song. It’s a grand old flag....

You are an idiot

 

I have seen some crap threads in my time (and even started some), but this takes the cake

I have seen some crap threads in my time (and even started some), but this takes the cake

Now that is funny.


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I have seen some crap threads in my time (and even started some), but this takes the cake

Why thank you Magic. In all the madness of Trade week and good old TJ leaving it was time we had some fun! If I took the cake then I'll wear that with pride.

 

I say spot on!

In five years, we will be saying things like "Wow, Judd's best years really were behind him", and "who'd have thought at the time that Meesen was the biggest name traded in the 2007 period", and probably "Two flags, four All Australians and a Brownlow - is John Meesen the best player of his generation?"

Well in all the talk this week of some West Coast player...I think its Morton, or Judd or something. Look who ever he is people seem to think he is an ok player. But somehow everyone seems to have missed what is no doubt the biggest acquisition in football history. His name is John Meesen!

In his three years at the crows his stats are amazing. Let’s all take a look back...

In round 21 he set Football Park alight with what was touted as the best first game of the century. With an unprecedented 4 kicks 2 handballs and 2 of the best marks you will see, Meesen was a firm favourite for the Brownlow. Many say they heard Leigh Mathews scream "Jesus that the best kid I've ever seen...makes Vossy look like a 6 year old girl." The question was...would this goliath be able to do it again?

Well the simple answer is yes! In his next week with a 1 kick 1 handball 3 hitout match against the Bulldogs he became the premier ruckman of the comp. He set up the victory with what some people called, "Magic like abilities." Many say they saw shades of Polly Farmer…most say they saw so much better.

It was then found out that this man could not only play but could draw as well. People around the Facebook community simply couldn’t believe their eyes at Meesen’s stunning drawings of Penis’s with arms. Worthy of Da Vinci praise this boy has many talents

And now my good Demon friends...THE CROW HAS LANDED! Does this mean a premiership this year...Yes! Does it mean another 5 after that...Yes! So lets all sing the song. It’s a grand old flag....

I liked it.

Thought it was funny & a good way of summing up our trade week.

Bender's just taking the [censored] - Try to find the lighter side fella's..........


Call me stupid of you like, but my ultimate trade week would have seen us land Judd, not meeson.

I have seen some crap threads in my time (and even started some), but this takes the cake

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I liked it.

Thought it was funny & a good way of summing up our trade week.

Bender's just taking the [censored] - Try to find the lighter side fella's..........

It sure was light on.

Crying over Judd still, and TJ, awww.

They've moved on, we should to.

If the jumper isn't enough to barrack for, then what about the blokes wearing 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 24, 27, 29, 32, 34, 36, 45.

Exciting numbers those.

I seem to remember Colin Sylvia getting 1 handball in his first match.

Yep, I remember that game.

He jogged on across open space to join the game on the wing, where the ball came within twenty seconds of him arriving.

He was caught flat-footed and was second to the contest.

Then made up for it by laying a crunching tackle and reclaiming the ball.

which, under pressure, he handpassed to nowhere in particular, for it to be scooped up by on opponent.

Not long after he was benched and I'm honestly not sure he got more than 20 mins game time.

So he didn't have a great first game, but it's also another one of those stories we can think back on how Daniher kept giving young guys only half a chance, and reassure ourselves that the club maed the right decision.

Getting back to the original thread here, can we not pretend the club was placing any more importance on this deal than they did? An interesting ruck prospect with great endurance and not at bottom age, for pick 37. A good trade, a useful piece of list-balancing, and cheap as chips.


I have seen some crap threads in my time (and even started some), but this takes the cake

the master has spoken !! :blink::lol:

quickly add...some have no sense of humour here either ..lol

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