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PRESEASON TRAINING: Tuesday 10th March 2026

Ghostwriter
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AMW available for Sunday 🥳

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    Bill Laurie’s goal “celly” song will be I Want Your Soul by Armand Van Helden. He’s clearly been hanging out with Spaz and Bowser.

    Moose said he’s gonna pick anything other than Sweet Caroline or Take Me Home Country Roads. I like the cut of Moose’s jib

    CJ said he should get to pick a song for stopping goals.

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    Soccer balls!!!

    And a grand total of nothing else 😜

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    If there are songs played after goals that will be the end of me going to the football.

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    2 minutes ago, Gator said:

    If there are songs played after games that will be the end of me going to the football.

    You're not the only one. I think this is the real meaning of "walk out music".

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    If I was a player I'd chose the worst song I could think of... Oh wait, they all do that already.

    Pity we cant hit mute at the game.

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    5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Soccer balls!!!

    And a grand total of nothing else 😜

    5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Soccer balls!!!

    And a grand total of nothing else 😜

    5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Soccer balls!!!

    And a grand total of nothing else 😜

    CHHHHEEEZUS H CAAARRYST.

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    Bill Laurie’s goal “celly” song will be I Want Your Soul by Armand Van Helden. He’s clearly been hanging out with Spaz and Bowser.

    Moose said he’s gonna pick anything other than Sweet Caroline or Take Me Home Country Roads. I like the cut of Moose’s jib

    CJ said he should get to pick a song for stopping goals.

    18 minutes ago, Dannyz said:

    For Casey?

    No. For the 1s

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    11 minutes ago, Gator said:

    If there are songs played after goals that will be the end of me going to the football.

    There’s no “If”

    It’s already been announced.

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    Although I suspect tongue in cheek, if you are actually leaving a Dees game because they are playing music after a goal, then you probably should be at home on the couch because its not for you. The club is getting with the times (popularity of american/european sports) and trying to attract and keep younger supporters and grow membership numbers. The dinosaurs (minority) I doubt will be missed.

    In context I've been going to the footy for 35 years, and it's not a big deal. I'd like to hear 25 songs a game if it means we've kicked 25 snags.

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    9 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Bill Laurie’s goal “celly” song will be I Want Your Soul by Armand Van Helden. He’s clearly been hanging out with Spaz and Bowser.

    Moose said he’s gonna pick anything other than Sweet Caroline or Take Me Home Country Roads. I like the cut of Moose’s jib

    CJ said he should get to pick a song for stopping goals.

    No. For the 1s

    Do we think he will need to play a couple games before being selected since he didn’t play in any of the practice matches or think he has done enough work to come straight in?

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    2 minutes ago, Madz said:

    The club is getting with the times (popularity of american/european sports) and trying to attract and keep younger supporters and grow membership numbers.

    The best way to do that is to win games of football. I don't imagine we'll gain new members because we added a gimmick.

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    5 minutes ago, Madz said:

    Although I suspect tongue in cheek, if you are actually leaving a Dees game because they are playing music after a goal, then you probably should be at home on the couch because its not for you. The club is getting with the times (popularity of american/european sports) and trying to attract and keep younger supporters and grow membership numbers. The dinosaurs (minority) I doubt will be missed.

    In context I've been going to the footy for 35 years, and it's not a big deal. I'd like to hear 25 songs a game if it means we've kicked 25 snags.

    For me it's not an age thing. When I was 20 I would have hated it too.

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    3 minutes ago, Madz said:

    Although I suspect tongue in cheek, if you are actually leaving a Dees game because they are playing music after a goal, then you probably should be at home on the couch because its not for you. The club is getting with the times (popularity of american/european sports) and trying to attract and keep younger supporters and grow membership numbers. The dinosaurs (minority) I doubt will be missed.

    In context I've been going to the footy for 35 years, and it's not a big deal. I'd like to hear 25 songs a game if it means we've kicked 25 snags.

    Well said. It's not exactly a new phenomenon either, Norf used to blast the Mazda 'zoom, zoom, zoom' jingle after each goal in the mid 2000s; jumbo-screen entertainment existed in the mid - late 90s when I went to games at the 'G as a kid too. The entertainment factor of the game has just shifted and grown. That's life.

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    12 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Bill Laurie’s goal “celly” song will be I Want Your Soul by Armand Van Helden. He’s clearly been hanging out with Spaz and Bowser.

    Moose said he’s gonna pick anything other than Sweet Caroline or Take Me Home Country Roads. I like the cut of Moose’s jib

    CJ said he should get to pick a song for stopping goals.

    No. For the 1s

    I doubt he steps straight back into the 1s of an acl, interrupted pre season and no practice games.

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    10 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    No. For the 1s

    AMW is playing in the ones this week??

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    24 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    You're not the only one. I think this is the real meaning of "walk out music".

    I too would rather there'd not be these stupid songs. But it is it really that bad? It/they just sounds like a bit of an inconvenience, that's all.

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    34 minutes ago, Gator said:

    If there are songs played after goals that will be the end of me going to the football.

    You’ll hear it at home anyway

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    16 minutes ago, Dees051321 said:

    Do we think he will need to play a couple games before being selected since he didn’t play in any of the practice matches or think he has done enough work to come straight in?

    Wheels said they feel he’s ready for the firsts

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    15 minutes ago, Dannyz said:

    I doubt he steps straight back into the 1s of an acl, interrupted pre season and no practice games.

    Just repeating what AMW, Wheels and the physio said.

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