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Bailey Humphrey

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5 minutes ago, DoubleH said:

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It’s not over till it’s over…

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    6 minutes ago, DoubleH said:

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    If this happens we will have to get a midfielder or someone more experienced in somehow. If this doesn't happen we are a bottom 4 team. Way to set Kingy up for success.

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    2 minutes ago, LePig said:

    It’s not over till it’s over…

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    I hope that is wrong from Morris. I really want to post it back to him every day for a year. Even if I have to have 250 Twitter accounts cos he blocks me.

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    Morris is a shocker, just like that deal. I think that's it isn't it, the media morons think they're part of the deal...god I hope they all end up having non idea that would be delicious.

    Mind you we give these [censored] oxygen by listening to them and posting about what they say...its all a bit gross...he types as he sits there listening to Trade Radio hoping for some kind of meaningful update haha I NEED TO DO MORE WORK!

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    Ok trac is gone, but if we don't get a ready made player to replace trac and Oliver ,then we will not play finals .

    And don't forget we have our senior players getting at that age ,so I don't like king's chances of getting this team playing finals any day soon

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    Just now, harveylangfordisthegoat said:

    not sure why this thread has turned to abusing reporters for saying what they know.

    i’m sure tom would love us to get BH but everybody knows it’ll be 7 & 8 now

    Tom would not. Tom is a sexist fl¢g and should have never been able to work in the AFL industry ever again. He [censored] all over the club when employed by them shows what sort of excrement he is.

    Tom would be happy to watch the Dees stay terrible so he could gleefully kick us.

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    1 minute ago, harveylangfordisthegoat said:

    not sure why this thread has turned to abusing reporters for saying what they know.

    i’m sure tom would love us to get BH but everybody knows it’ll be 7 & 8 now

    Not everyone. Not the MFC 😉

    Morris is a mouth for rent

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    1 minute ago, harveylangfordisthegoat said:

    not sure why this thread has turned to abusing reporters for saying what they know.

    The behaviour from some on here is odd. Can’t wait until trade period is over so they can start blaming something else for their general unhappiness.

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    Seriously ? LOL

    The only heads turning with that deal should be the GCS recruiting team watching Tim Lamb walking out of the room giving them the bird

    I hope this club has found a spine - if they accept that it would be a laughingstock within the AFL competition - just another to add to all of our other cringeworthy records

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    17 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

    If this happens we will have to get a midfielder or someone more experienced in somehow. If this doesn't happen we are a bottom 4 team. Way to set Kingy up for success.

    We are a bottom four team now, with that.

    So 7 and 8 mean nothing to me.

    Humphrey or no dice.

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    6 minutes ago, harveylangfordisthegoat said:

    not sure why this thread has turned to abusing reporters for saying what they know.

    i’m sure tom would love us to get BH but everybody knows it’ll be 7 & 8 now

    Because if you knew the history with Tom Morris and our club and the Petraccas, you'd understand why Melbourne supporters and the club cannot stand him.

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    3 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

    Because if you knew the history with Tom Morris and our club and the Petraccas, you'd understand why Melbourne supporters and the club cannot stand him.

    I hate Tom morris more because his mail is usually spot on. I’m really hoping this is one of the cases where he’s spinning [censored] up like the ratty [censored] he is.

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    Just got an update. Dees still pushing hard for Humphrey who should come out in the next 24 hours with a trade request.

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    1 minute ago, LePig said:

    I hate Tom morris more because his mail is usually spot on. I’m really hoping this is one of the cases where he’s spinning [censored] up like the ratty [censored] he is.

    His mail is usually spot on because he gets it from Trac's team

    So in this case, you need to take it with a large grain of salt

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    11 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Tom would not. Tom is a sexist fl¢g and should have never been able to work in the AFL industry ever again. He [censored] all over the club when employed by them shows what sort of excrement he is.

    Tom would be happy to watch the Dees stay terrible so he could gleefully kick us.

    i definitely agree, he’s a [censored] bloke no doubt but his mail is usually spot on so i think the reporting is just what’s accurate more than him wanting the club to fail

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    7 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    We are a bottom four team now, with that.

    So 7 and 8 mean nothing to me.

    Humphrey or no dice.

    We are bottom 4 side with them so why would you want to keep them?

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    3 minutes ago, Demon4Life said:

    Just got an update. Dees still pushing hard for Humphrey who should come out in the next 24 hours with a trade request.

    Huge, he needs to do it before the end of the day (god I hope).

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    4 minutes ago, Demon4Life said:

    Just got an update. Dees still pushing hard for Humphrey who should come out in the next 24 hours with a trade request.

    Please stop giving me hope it's killing me...

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    1 minute ago, Very Jaded said:

    His mail is usually spot on because he gets it from Trac's team

    So in this case, you need to take it with a large grain of salt

    Nearly all AFL scribes get their info from player managers so that is no surprise.

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    Just now, Lucifers Hero said:

    Nearly all AFL scribes get their info from player managers so that is no surprise.

    Some managers are good at playing folk 😉

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    Nearly all AFL scribes get their info from player managers so that is no surprise.

    I am not saying it's a surprise, I am saying that Tom and the Tracs have a close relationship, and Tom is trying to help out his mate, the same way he did last year

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