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Poll: Coaching Viewpoint

Engorged Onion
in Melbourne Demons

Operating with intent and integrity as a coach 166 members have voted

  1. 1. Can current assistant coaches, who are still in finals still operate with integrity and intent with their current team whilst applying and potentially becoming announced as senior coach

    • Yes
      68%
      110
    • No
      6%
      11
    • Yes and you’re ’distracted’
      24%
      39

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4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

HEY!!!! You’re yelling at the wrong person. I’m on the same page as you, silly bugger

Senility is rampant at my place !!

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    On 13/09/2025 at 08:26, Go Ds said:

    While it would be nice if King virtually started yesterday as our coach there may well be a lot of great.... "learnings" he still gets in the next fortnight which ends up seeing Melbourne win the 2028 GF by a goal instead of losing it by that amount.

    You mean after we win the 2026 & 27 GFs as well?

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    41 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    You mean after we win the 2026 & 27 GFs as well?

    Yep, and 2025 too! 😁

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    32 minutes ago, Go Ds said:

    Yep, and 2025 too! 😁

    Perhaps if he's getting tactical moves from Dr.Who and can warp the space time continuum. That would be handy.

    ...in which case, I'll put the 2022 and 2023 premierships on back order as well!

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    On 13/09/2025 at 07:41, Wrecker46 said:

    It"s up to the club (employer) to decide. If I gave notice at my job I would be put on gardening leave.

    King is obviously vital to Geelong's premiership tilt, otherwise, he would be out the door

    Same here - 'special projects' for me.

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    12 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    Perhaps if he's getting tactical moves from Dr.Who and can warp the space time continuum. That would be handy.

    ...in which case, I'll put the 2022 and 2023 premierships on back order as well!

    While we're at it let's have Melbourne beating Geelong that day by 30 goals and winning the next 8 premierships. (This is beginning to feel like Total Recall.) 😂

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    On 14/09/2025 at 23:00, bing181 said:

    Here's what you originally posted:

    "Obviously we need him to tick of which players to keep."

    Given that we've already delisted 6 players, that horse has bolted.

    The trading part hasn’t. Still to come and recruiting.

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    "Yes and you're distracted" = "No but didn't have the guts to say it"

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