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4 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

So we didn't even get that right 😕

I spoke to some of the “Irish dancers” before the match. Not one of them is a trained Irish dancer. Their outfits weren’t traditional Irish dance attire. There was nothing Irish about the whole thing. I know a lot of folks enjoyed the novelty but personally I found it a bit of a mockery. Clearly the club didn’t consult the relevant people.

 
1 hour ago, SPC said:

Yes I get the surveys. Not very hard hitting.

The questions aren’t meant to be hard-hitting. Your answers are.

 
5 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I'm a member of the MCC and just received an email inviting me to respond to a survey about the MCC and the use of the MCG. I have used it to request that the gameday experience be improved by getting rid of the music.

you can thank charlie cameron and brisbane for this. also can we get rid of the host plus and bingle advertisements- f u richmond

6 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I'm a member of the MCC and just received an email inviting me to respond to a survey about the MCC and the use of the MCG. I have used it to request that the gameday experience be improved by getting rid of the music. If you agree with that and are also invited to respond to the survey, please ensure you make the same comment.

I have also asked that those teams who use the MCG as their home ground not be required to have a home game at Marvel. I know that's not likely to change and is a decision of the AFL, not the MCC. But it's still worth saying.

Hope I get this. Standards have dropped. I saw a guy in a muscle top the other day. Not that it affects me but if you're going to have a dress code enforce it


There needs to be a limit on the number of tweed jackets in the long room. On most occasions it’s a visual stimulation overload and effects you like a strong dose of Tapentadol. Plus it’s bloody hard to find my old man in the crowd 😂

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3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Don’t mean go all Karen on your arze

We shall call you Catriona - the most direct Irish translation of Catherine, which is the origin of the name Karen.

5 hours ago, Demon Jack said:

Please improve the quality of the MCC Shiraz

Jokes aside, a very average drop.

The old bull ring before they re-developed the stand had carpet drenched in it couple with vb and carton. It would have aged nicely by now

 
46 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

We shall call you Catriona - the most direct Irish translation of Catherine, which is the origin of the name Karen.

Uhm…. thanks?

I’ve been a member for over 40 years and I can’t remember ever being asked to fill in a questionnaire!

But if I was asked, I’d tell them to turn down the volume of the music (or just turn it off) and ask Russell Robertson to stop shouting when I’m talking to friends!


6 hours ago, Demon Jack said:

Please improve the quality of the MCC Shiraz

Jokes aside, a very average drop.

I would love to be able to find out.

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