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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

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1 minute ago, BDA said:

Dwayne is very hard to listen to

Not when the mute button is on

Just now, DeeSince73 said:

How is that not 50 to Clarry? Corrupt.

Absolutely They got a gift goal for far less

That said, today the shocking umpiring is not what is killing us.

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Dangerous tackle my [censored]

 

How’s it only 12-7 in the frees stat. Feel so much more worked over the umpires than that. Must be all ones they don’t pay!!


Just now, layzie said:

Can we stop giving away free kicks?

Umps sure happy to pay them

Just now, dees189227 said:

Has someone kidnapped Jefferson? He seems to have disappeared

You mean he hasn’t dominated from our 3 putrid inside 50s? How dare he?!

 
Just now, dees189227 said:

Has someone kidnapped Jefferson? He seems to have disappeared

he is completely dog, not an afl standard body yet f sakes!!


Just now, Clintosaurus said:

Umps sure happy to pay them

Some awful ones have gone against us yes but a lot of the time we do it to ourselves

Another free goal - the GC$ guy was hit high by his team mates’ shin

Just now, Unqualified opinion said:

How’s that a gc free?

cos oliver fell square into the middle of his back - clear free

our players are late to the contest and do dumb things; nearly all the frees to gc17 have been there

incredibly poor performance from the mfc

max shot at goal, hold ur drinks if ur behind the point posts

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Oliver complete stupidity

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

You mean he hasn’t dominated from our 3 putrid inside 50s? How dare he?!

But haven't seen him lead up & even when it's in our 50 you still can't see him

Surprised a free wasn’t paid to GC against Kolt blocking air


TV muted. Derwayne and Lego Head are unbearable.

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2 excellent finishes from Melks

he's all class

Just now, layzie said:

Onya Max, pity the game is screwed.

And what a surprise - a low kick I50 gets a mark and goal.

Update - make that 2

Well done Kozzie


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