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5 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Youโ€™re not a Melbourne supporter. A true Melbourne supporter would never, ever celebrate a loss, no matter the reason.

Lawyers, Guns and Money would disagree Ghosty. I KNOW what ur saying, but let me ask you this? Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, or do the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many? If greater good occurs because of something which is not, is that not a good outcome, depending of course on the long term success of the negative action! Over to you Ghosty!

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51 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Lawyers, Guns and Money would disagree Ghosty. I KNOW what ur saying, but let me ask you this? Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, or do the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many? If greater good occurs because of something which is not, is that not a good outcome, depending of course on the long term success of the negative action! Over to you Ghosty!

I want Goodwin gone as much as anyone but this is Essendon.
One of the absolute must win games of the season.
The knives can wait .... For a couple weeks.

On 10/04/2025 at 18:03, picket fence said:

If we lose this week I will CELEBRATE because it will mean Simon will be closer to the AXE

CELEBRATE is too strong a word but it might be one week closer to a new direction that these players and supporters desperately need.

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1 hour ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

CELEBRATE is too strong a word but it might be one week closer to a new direction that these players and supporters desperately need.

Yes Celebrate WAS too strong a word um maybe ambivalent might be better!

Nah, reckon we win win this one. I hate Essendon, never forget 2000.


โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. be very, very glum throughout the long drive back from Adelaide to Canberra.

Continue to love and support the best sporting club in the world, while simultaneously multi-tasking the following:

  1. driving my family to distraction via yelling, moaning and head rubbing

  2. being physically restrained from throwing assorted remote controls at the large TV screen.

  3. typing furiously on Demonland to express my rage, disappointment , self-inflated opinions, and frustration.

Sums up my 2025 experience really.

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1 hour ago, Deeoldfart said:

โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. be very, very glum throughout the long drive back from Adelaide to Canberra.

I hear ya DOF. The inaugural Gather Round, I went by car, only stopped once, got to Adelaide, parked the car, arrived just before the first bounce, sat in the heavy, nonstop rain watching us lose to ๐ŸคฎEssendon๐Ÿคฎ, got back in the car and came straight back to Melbourne. Butโ€ฆ

I wasnโ€™t glum because I was with DA buddies and we donโ€™t do glum. ๐Ÿ˜‰

11 hours ago, picket fence said:

Lawyers, Guns and Money would disagree Ghosty. I KNOW what ur saying, but let me ask you this? Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, or do the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many? If greater good occurs because of something which is not, is that not a good outcome, depending of course on the long term success of the negative action! Over to you Ghosty!

3 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

CELEBRATE is too strong a word

All good PF, BBP has expressed my sentiment perfectly. Also pleasing is that he didnโ€™t put โ€œofโ€ after โ€œstrongโ€ and yes, it does matter. ๐Ÿ˜


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