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3 hours ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Was there training on today?

I came on to ask the same question. 

Most clubs are into a regular training program which would involve three main sessions a week. I know Carlton trained today.

6 hours ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Was there training on today?

 

2 hours ago, Pink Freud said:

I came on to ask the same question. 

Most clubs are into a regular training program which would involve three main sessions a week. I know Carlton trained today.

They trained at Casey this morning. I wasn’t there but my buddy was, and her text message was short and sweet:

“Went to training today and wow just wow- I have never seen them like this! It was full-on. Serious training no holding back. Only me and 2 other spectators. 
The rehab group were on the back oval- but all were running, moving and kicking  really well as far as I could see. 
The boys are so fit! I can’t wait to see them actually out on the ground.”

 
2 hours ago, Pink Freud said:

I came on to ask the same question. 

Most clubs are into a regular training program which would involve three main sessions a week. I know Carlton trained today.

Our players train every weekday except for Thursdays. They also train on Saturday mornings. 

8 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

For those who like it colorful 

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There’s also this part…

 

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… which is not conspicuous at all, but which will likely be publicised closer to the day. It will be at Casey. Starting time yet to be announced. 


Hoping to get a good turnout at open training tomorrow at Casey. 

A great opportunity for little Dees (and not so little Dees) to get autographs/selfies with the boys. There’ll be face-painting, handball comps, a coffee van and the pièce de résistance… the Demon Army *Sausage Sizzle! A snag in bread (with or without onions) is the **breakfast of champions and it won’t cost you an arm a leg. Profits go to the purchase of new props, for example we’re gonna need giant heads for some of those young ‘uns who are qualifying for a giant head a-head of time (see what I did there 😁).

So if you’re undecided about attending, please choose to come and get up-close and personal with our awesome players!

 

* Capital ‘S’ in Sausage Sizzle because yes,  it’s that special.

** apologies to Mr Vonnegut.

On 17/01/2025 at 21:42, Ghostwriter said:


There’s also this part…

 

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… which is not conspicuous at all, but which will likely be publicised closer to the day. It will be at Casey. Starting time yet to be announced. 

This event at Casey on February 14th is the unofficial praccy match vs North Melb. 

7 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Hoping to get a good turnout at open training tomorrow at Casey. 

A great opportunity for little Dees (and not so little Dees) to get autographs/selfies with the boys. There’ll be face-painting, handball comps, a coffee van and the pièce de résistance… the Demon Army *Sausage Sizzle! A snag in bread (with or without onions) is the **breakfast of champions and it won’t cost you an arm a leg. Profits go to the purchase of new props, for example we’re gonna need giant heads for some of those young ‘uns who are qualifying for a giant head a-head of time (see what I did there 😁).

So if you’re undecided about attending, please choose to come and get up-close and personal with our awesome players!

 

* Capital ‘S’ in Sausage Sizzle because yes,  it’s that special.

** apologies to Mr Vonnegut.

Dear Ghosty, ordinarily I would have been there, but busy cranking the waves and cranking the fish at Port Fairy, hopefully you will think of me as you turn the snags and feed the multitudes. P.F

 
2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

This event at Casey on February 14th is the unofficial praccy match vs North Melb. 

Woecakes, we fly out that day.  Gotta go back to reality.

11 hours ago, picket fence said:

Dear Ghosty, ordinarily I would have been there, but busy cranking the waves and cranking the fish at Port Fairy, hopefully you will think of me as you turn the snags and feed the multitudes. P.F

I’ll think of you, but not while I’m turning the snags coz I won’t be turning the snags because apparently snags burnt beyond recognition aren’t appetising I’m till-b!ttchh so I’ll think of you while I’m handing our first customer $97 in change for a snag in bread, paid with a $100 note. This happens more often than you’d think. 😭

Enjoy cranking the waves and fish, whatever the hell that means. 


11 hours ago, thirty-one said:

Woecakes, we fly out that day.  Gotta go back to reality.

Come to Gosch’s this Wednesday!!!

3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Enjoy cranking the waves and fish, whatever the hell that means. 

Fail Surfs Up GIF by Sony Pictures Animation
 

Picket Fence sighted this morning at Port Fairy. Expect the fish to land in his lap.

6 minutes ago, Matt Demon said:

@Ghostwriter is definitely at training, she served me a snag 😂

Posting on Demonland with one hand, eating a hot dog in the other, brilliant 

Edited by DistrACTION Jackson


1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

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Picket Fence sighted this morning at Port Fairy. Expect the fish to land in his lap.

Sheeeit, that looks more like me than ME!

15 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Anyone at training today? @Ghostwriter @kev martin @picket fence

Nar still in Port Fairy, but there in spirit! I hope u guys are enjoying snags NOT SLITHERAS

All I can say is Chin’s arm is in a sling! 

6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

All I can say is Chin’s arm is in a sling! 

Well that's a damn shame.

We're not exactly blessed in the small forward department in the early rounds.

3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Well that's a damn shame.

We're not exactly blessed in the small forward department in the early rounds.

Ordinarily I’d try to find out what’s up but I’m anchored to the DA tent. Hopefully we’ll find out soon from Selwyn’s report. 


39 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Well that's a damn shame.

We're not exactly blessed in the small forward department in the early rounds.

Roy George come on down.

45 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Roy George come on down.

Yep and u know what else Id be very tempted to try either Brown dog Jnr OR AMW!!

 
55 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Roy George come on down.

If it’s a long term injury I’d say that’s a big chance 

I noticed Joel Selwood was watching on upstairs with Alan Richardson, I thought that was interesting given reports a couple of months ago we were trying to get him to the club.


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