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Can confirm there is training on at Gotsch's paddock.ย  It is the AFLW side.ย  Girls looking fit, into some running and light ball work early.

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On 26/02/2025 at 10:01, Roost it far said:

Bugger, this was my chance to go and report.

Of course it was! We believe you. Luckily there are plenty more opportunities for you to attend and I tell you this: youโ€™d wanna submit a kickarze report, and in a timely fashion. I trust we understand one another.ย 

9 hours ago, Kev said:

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/teams/training-times

Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Friday, March 7

โฐ 9:15 am - 10:15am

๐ŸŸ๏ธ Gosch's Paddock

ย 

A whole hour! I hope they donโ€™t overdo things.ย 

9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

A whole hour! I hope they donโ€™t overdo things.ย 

Maybe, they have an intra club the next day at Casey?

I think they also have a run at Casey on Thursday, after the 3 day break.

ย 
12 hours ago, Kev said:

I think they also have a run at Casey on Thursday, after the 3 day break.

This is what I was told too, Kev. So, itโ€™s pretty much the same format only the Casey session is tomorrow instead of today, thus enabling the boys to have what will be their last break for a while.ย 


https://www.melbournefc.com.au/teams/training-times

ย 

Gosch's Paddock

ย 

๐Ÿ“† Saturday, March 15

โฐ 10:00am - 10:30am

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Pre-game captain's run

ย 

๐Ÿ“† Tuesday, March 18

โฐ 1:45pm - 2:15pm

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Light recovery

ย 

@gawnbeatsnerds

Edited by Kev

On 06/03/2025 at 14:16, BigBadBustling said:

Looks like the lads trained today at Casey.

Very disappointed in @Roost it farย for not complaining about the lack of training reports. Come on mate, try harder!

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In all seriousness though, anyone go?

Ferris Buellers Day Off GIF

ย 

I give people till 4 to lodge reports.ย 
Hip Hop Television GIF by WE tv

The boys did train at Casey this morning, from about 9:30am until at least midday. It was closed (of course) and apart from a small group of teenage boys who hung around for a while my friend was the only spectator.

In stark contrast to yesterdayโ€™s S&Gs love-fest, todayโ€™s session was serious af. Very intense, no mucking around whatsoever. I donโ€™t have her notes (not sure if she made any) but we spoke briefly on the phone and she made a point of saying she doesnโ€™t think The Bison will get a guernsey this Sunday based on the fact that for the entire match sim he was wearing the โ€œB teamโ€ vest, a grey vest, but it couldโ€™ve been pink and purple polka dots coz clearly sheโ€™s colour blind, amirite @Beetleย ๐Ÿ˜‚

Training tomorrow is also at Casey, a similar session to todayโ€™s or so she was told by the property volunteer.

Obviously Casey is where the real stuff happens and two such sessions in as many days says weโ€™re deadly serious. imho anyways.ย 

6 hours ago, Kev said:

๐Ÿ“† Tuesday, March 18

โฐ 1:45pm - 2:15pm

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Light recovery

Looks like the recovery session will be in the afternoon, and only 30 minutes.ย 

My guess is that they will have more time reviewing the previous match.

6 hours ago, Kev said:

๐Ÿ“† Saturday, March 15

โฐ 10:00am - 10:30am

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Pre-game captain's run

The Captain's run is for 30 minutes.

Does that mean they will spend more time setting the structures and roles for the next days game?

10 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

The boys did train at Casey this morning, from about 9:30am until at least midday.ย 

Training tomorrow is also at Casey, a similar session to todayโ€™s

Looks like all serious sessions will be at Casey, and may include consecutive days.

Interesting training changes.


2 minutes ago, Demons1858 said:

They have said they are giving back some time to the players ... wonder if thus training schedule is part of it

Perhaps you are right. The recovery sessions new time may gives them the morning, post match, off.

14 minutes ago, Kev said:

Looks like the recovery session will be in the afternoon, and only 30 minutes.ย 

My guess is that they will have more time reviewing the previous match.

The Captain's run is for 30 minutes.

Does that mean they will spend more time setting the structures and roles for the next days game?

Looks like all serious sessions will be at Casey, and may include consecutive days.

Interesting training changes.

Yeah I think the pattern will remain as recovery sessions and Captainโ€™s Runs, both being short and light sessions at Goschโ€™s; and the lengthy, intense sessions at Casey. Depending on what day of the week we play, consecutive days at Casey will happen, which is something that didnโ€™t happen before now. They also have days where theyโ€™re in the gym for the whole session, as well as gym sessions following the light training at Goschโ€™s on some days. Some even have an ice bath immediately following training when it used to be just jumping in the shower. Another new implementation Isโ€ฆ Zooper Doopers after training! ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

The boys are training at Casey right now. Another serious match sim.

Captainโ€™s Run at Goschโ€™s tomorrow for half an hour beginning at 10am.ย 

19 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

The boys are training at Casey right now. Another serious match sim.

Captainโ€™s Run at Goschโ€™s tomorrow for half an hour beginning at 10am.ย 

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6 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

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Was wondering when youโ€™d rear your demanding little head.

My dear (but disproportionately superstitious) friend is there but has asked me (begged me, in fact) to not post anything she says. She fully believes in the power of mozzing. True story. Soz. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธย 


3 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Was wondering when youโ€™d rear your demanding little head.

My dear (but disproportionately superstitious) friend is there but has asked me (begged me, in fact) to not post anything she says. She fully believes in the power of mozzing. True story. Soz. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธย 

๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Was wondering when youโ€™d rear your demanding little head.

My dear (but disproportionately superstitious) friend is there but has asked me (begged me, in fact) to not post anything she says. She fully believes in the power of mozzing. True story. Soz. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธย 

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https://www.melbournefc.com.au/teams/training-times

ย 

Gosch's Paddock

ย 

๐Ÿ“† Tuesday, March 18

โฐ 1:45pm - 2:15pm

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Light recovery

ย 

๐Ÿ“† Saturday, March 22

โฐ 10:00am - 10:30am

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Pre-game captain's run

ย 

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/teams/training-times

This popped up.

"Please note: The light recovery sessions and pre-game captain's run sessions which take place at Gosch's Paddock, are now on individualised player schedules. The sessions are short in duration, and not all players will be out on Gosch's Paddock."

A few probably don't want to kick a soccer ball around, and may have felt there was better use of their time.

It will be interesting to see if that, and to what extent, that happens.

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/teams/training-times

ย 

Gosch's Paddock

ย 

๐Ÿ“† Tuesday, March 25

โฐ 2:15pm - 2:45pm

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Light recovery

ย 

๐Ÿ“† Friday, March 28

โฐ 10:00am - 10:30am

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Pre-game captain's run

ย 

๐Ÿ“† Monday, March 31

โฐ 1:45pm - 2:15pm

๐Ÿ“ Gosch's Paddock

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Session type: Light recovery


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