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7 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

Anti sausage roll propaganda.
Itโ€™s Un-Australian, and I wonโ€™t stand for it.

It's a tough call on the humble snag roll, agreed. I once lived near a great bakery that made huge phlegm sandwiches (vanilla slices) really well - after a year of having a couple each week, I stopped this treat and lost nearly eight kilos within 5 months. Diet does seem to be important, heh?

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2 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

It's a tough call on the humble snag roll, agreed. I once lived near a great bakery that made huge phlegm sandwiches (vanilla slices) really well - after a year of having a couple each week, I stopped this treat and lost nearly eight kilos within 5 months. Diet does seem to be important, heh?

snot block!

2 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

It's a tough call on the humble snag roll, agreed. I once lived near a great bakery that made huge phlegm sandwiches (vanilla slices) really well - after a year of having a couple each week, I stopped this treat and lost nearly eight kilos within 5 months. Diet does seem to be important, heh?

Sounds like depression to me mate.ย  You need more sugary treats to cheer you up.ย ย 

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12 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

An alternative origin of your 'Nom de D'land', Bin?

Pie man?

2 hours ago, binman said:

Pie man?

I'm thinking youย didย get the allusion, Bin, but, just in case...

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An allusion directed at me by my parents in my dietarily carefree youth.

Insert yummy foodstuffs.


14 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

snot block!

You're obviously from Geelong.

Saints have snapped up Norwood's grand final / premiership BOG, Harry Boyd, who I, and others, promoted on here.

I'm thinking - or at least hoping - we've now upgraded on that prospect with AJ.

Prove me right, Aidan!ย ๐Ÿ˜„

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13 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Saints have snapped up Norwood's grand final / premiership BOG, Harry Boyd, who I, and others, promoted on here.

I'm thinking - or at least hoping - we've now upgraded on that prospect with AJ.

Prove me right, Aidan!ย ๐Ÿ˜„

Boyd will be a good backup ruckman for the Saints.ย  AJ brought in for a different role, one which should free up JvR which will be integral to our 2025 campaign.ย 

I think (am hoping) AJ the better jigsaw piece even if he may not be the better player of the 2.ย 

4 minutes ago, roy11 said:

Boyd will be a good backup ruckman for the Saints.ย  AJ brought in for a different role, one which should free up JvR which will be integral to our 2025 campaign.ย 

I think (am hoping) AJ the better jigsaw piece even if he may not be the better player of the 2.ย 

Agreed. Boyd looks like his only position will be first ruck and he is very undersized for that at 198cm. We've got Campbell as our back up ruck, who I think is the better option for the short term.

Johnson was brought in to play as a forward who pinch hits in the ruck.


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