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On 11/09/2024 at 18:33, Neitas bump said:

23 yo

Collects the footy

Has speed and endurance 

Plays forward as well so can rotate through there.

We have salary from brayshaw and ANB leaving. 

Go and get him!

Whilst it seems a few journos agree with you, there is NO WAY we’re splitting pick 5 and entering the Smith race — if could kick, MAYBE but losing a Smilie or even a Harry Armstrong is just not gonna happen! Pick 5 this year is like pick 1 many other years there’s that much talent split across the top 20 it’s insane!!! 

 
10 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

My main concern is that he appears to be an utter [censored].

Can confirm. 
Would not touch with a ten foot pole. 

10 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

jack steven was a former aints skipper who had a slew of off-field issues, including being stabbed in the chest shortly after the trade to the puddy tatts was completed

he didn't even complete a full season down in sleepy hollow and retired at the end of his first season with a year to go on his contract

Jack Steven had more than a handful of great seasons. He was a brilliant powerhouse midfield player not too dissimilar to Clayton Oliver. His decline was rapid. 

 
2 hours ago, John Crow Batty said:

Jack Steven had more than a handful of great seasons. He was a brilliant powerhouse midfield player not too dissimilar to Clayton Oliver. His decline was rapid. 

fingers crossed clayton doesn't have the same slide into ignominy 

If we could get him for a second rounder I’d go for it. At his best he makes our mids so much better. Also releases Langdon or Windsor into the ANB role, or plays it himself. 


On 12/09/2024 at 09:45, whatwhat say what said:

jack steven was a former aints skipper who had a slew of off-field issues, including being stabbed in the chest shortly after the trade to the puddy tatts was completed

he didn't even complete a full season down in sleepy hollow and retired at the end of his first season with a year to go on his contract

😳

On 12/09/2024 at 15:24, Neitas bump said:

We are losing our only runner and we are already slow. He instantly makes us better.

 

We have a bloke called Ed Langdon who is the best runner in the comp...

On 12/09/2024 at 18:49, BigDavidNoitzzzz said:

fun fact, in 2018 he posted an instagram story of Trac crying in the rooms post Geelong game at GMHBA. swiftly deleted

How would he have gotten a video inside our rooms?

 
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30 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

We have a bloke called Ed Langdon who is the best runner in the comp...

Yes, sure.

 

But we are a slow team. Langdon aside. Bailey Smith fits our needs. I still think he makes us significantly better.

4 minutes ago, Neitas bump said:

Yes, sure.

But we are a slow team. Langdon aside. Bailey Smith fits our needs. I still think he makes us significantly better.

I'd like more speed, but I don't think we're as slow as say Brisbane.

Add AMW, Windsor, McVee, Chandler, Lingers to each line, I wouldn't say we're slow.

Speed of ball movement is more important. Think the MFC 2018.


46 minutes ago, deejammin' said:

If we could get him for a second rounder I’d go for it. 

Hate to break it to you but this ain’t gonna happen. Not even a possibility in any universe.

2 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Hate to break it to you but this ain’t gonna happen. Not even a possibility in any universe.

I know. But after a terrible year I’m just going to dream. I don’t want us to, nor see us trading away pick 5 so that’s the only way it happens.
Almost definitely won’t, that’s ok, but I think he makes us better and whoever he goes to after the dogs he will be desperate to get back to his best form and stick it up Bevo.

2 hours ago, Adam The God said:

I'd like more speed, but I don't think we're as slow as say Brisbane.

Add AMW, Windsor, McVee, Chandler, Lingers to each line, I wouldn't say we're slow.

Speed of ball movement is more important. Think the MFC 2018.

And Kossie!!

52 minutes ago, deejammin' said:

I know. But after a terrible year I’m just going to dream. I don’t want us to, nor see us trading away pick 5 so that’s the only way it happens.
Almost definitely won’t, that’s ok, but I think he makes us better and whoever he goes to after the dogs he will be desperate to get back to his best form and stick it up Bevo.

There are list cloggers and thread cloggers.

Move on from Smith.

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