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I hate the hand slapping after players allow another rebound, walk in, four options for an easy goal. What the ... have you got to slap hands for? Its just a borrowed fashion from world sport that should never apply to second rate team efforts!!!

Kynan Brown smart little footballer. Can the Shak deliver? 
 

 

No

 

Funniest call I've heard for a while.

On Schache - when he's on 'he's almost unstoppable'.

Tough day at the office.

 

Time for a cuppa. 


1 minute ago, binman said:

Funniest call I've heard for a while.

On Schache - when he's on 'he's almost unstoppable'.

Yeah, I feel I must have missed half his career 

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3QT Brisbane Lions 15.9.99 Casey Demons 7.9.51

Goals McAdam 2 Billings Farris-White Jefferson Schache White

Disposals Howes 17 Hore 15 Freeman White 14

14 minutes ago, SPC said:

Hunter is not a smart footballer 

When we picked him up the line from the football department was that he was - very smart. 

Odd recruiting decision and even stranger public explanation of his value to the team. 

 
4 minutes ago, binman said:

Funniest call I've heard for a while.

On Schache - when he's on 'he's almost unstoppable'.

Almost does an awful lot of work in that sentence.

Smashed in the midfield and in the air. Of the MFC listed, McAdams/Howes ok, Jefferson not involved much but good when he is, Brown smart when involved, not much else to say really. I’d take Henry Smith from the Lions. 21yo 206cm, has talent. Robertson or Lyons could be worth looking at as midfield role players.

Edited by godees


'The dream has started' the caller bellows after jeffo snags the first in the ladt quarter.

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1 minute ago, binman said:

'The dream has started' the caller bellows after jeffo snags the first in the ladt quarter.

More like a nightmare 


Game seems like an outtake of a Dr Who episode.

exterminate doctor who GIF by BBC America

“Resistance is futile.”

Edited by Tarax Club
Expecting much more resolve PM

16 minutes ago, binman said:

Funniest call I've heard for a while.

On Schache - when he's on 'he's almost unstoppable'.

Dyslexia is cruel for commentators. I have checked and he meant to say 'unspottable'.


Shane McAdam smart footballer cribbed a metre laterally. Certain goal.

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Looks fit

 

Camera operative “Where’s the @#!? is the ball?” When in doubt pan.


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