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What do you do following a loss?

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2 hours ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

Read Demonland flat out, searching for the positivity to relieve my MFCSS. 

Good luck with that!

Hashtag Needle/haystack 

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    5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    That was hard loss to swallow because I felt like we lost it three times.

    The start of lack of thereof.

    The umpires.

    And we just missed out by a point.

    Ps Blues fans are shockers with their booing and free kick entitlement.

    I wonder if the free differential is a result of big crowds swaying the umpires like the dobs we saw.

    It’s all fans.

    we are the only good fans in the league. Sensible, fair, generous, intelligent and good looking. 

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    12 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    It’s all fans.

    we are the only good fans in the league. Sensible, fair, generous, intelligent and good looking. 

    And humble

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    It could be worse. Jeelong are losing big time

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    4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    It could be worse. Jeelong are losing big time

    Add in my substance mis use, things are looking ok right now. 😎🥸😜🤪😝

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    7 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

    I used to live quite close to a Collingwood player. After a loss watching my dog take an early morning [censored] on his nature strip was particularly cathartic.

    At least use a bag. Plastic or paper even better. Then you can put it in his letter box and light it….

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    29 minutes ago, demosaw said:

    At least use a bag. Plastic or paper even better. Then you can put it in his letter box and light it….

    You mean put the lit paper bag outside his front door so he stomps on it. Guaranteed to cheer you up.

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    8 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

    I used to live quite close to a Collingwood player. After a loss watching my dog take an early morning [censored] on his nature strip was particularly cathartic.

    If anyone knows where Maynard lives, please DM me. My dog has a lot of poop to share. 

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    13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    If anyone knows where Maynard lives, please DM me. My dog has a lot of poop to share. 

    I’m happy donate a specimen Jaded. But, I wouldn’t do that to you. Just PM me his address (when your get it) and I’ll deposit it myself.

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    7 hours ago, greenwaves said:

    I don't have an unhealthy attachment to football so I move on straight away.

    I have an unhealthy attachment to footy so I struggle big time and for quite a while. The only thing that brings relief is when we notch up a win

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