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8 hours ago, rjay said:

I haven't seen this game tonight but they are seriously underperforming.

I fear for Vossy, don't know whether the board can hold their nerve...

Voss isn't an AFL standard coach. Carlton should be pushing top 4 and nailed on finals with their list, not bottom 4.

7 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I’m concerned Essendon will finish top 4 with a weak as water fixture to come home with.

Can someone allay my fears? 

Most hated team, full of entitled supporters who find every excuse when they lose. was so nice having them quite for so long. Can't stand seeing them in the 8

 

I don't care where Essendon finish, as long as they don't win a final.

Just now, deanox said:

I don't care where Essendon finish, as long as they don't win a final.

History tells us they won’t 😂


Carlton turn on their own regularly and it will start again soon.

2 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

You really are scared of a lot of other teams.

There’s going to be a super ordinary side this year that sneaks into the top 4.

Essendon, St Kilda, Adelaide…

 
3 hours ago, Kit Walker said:

Carlton should be pushing top 4 and nailed on finals with their list, not bottom 4.

I think their list is over-rated. They have three elite players: Curnow, Weitering and Cripps. McKay should be but has the yips, Docherty is OK, but the rest are average.

Just now, mauriesy said:

I think their list is over-rated. They have three elite players: Curnow, Weitering and Cripps. McKay should be but has the yips, Docherty is OK, but the rest are average.

Walsh and Cerra are good. Pitonett is a very decent ruckman. Their small forwards are nimble. Their list is significantly better than St Kildas. Yet one team plays like a team and the other has no idea what to do. 


14 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The comments section is chef’s kiss 

That sucks, where are people supposed to leave their membership cards?

14 hours ago, Demon_spurs said:

Thats really sad

Desperately sad.

No conviction yet and may be found not guilty. First problem is bail. Has prior and will want to leave state. And travel to other states. In his favour,  he has young family in melb plus employed in an environment where he will be monitored.

Depending on precise allegations I think he would get bail.

Tragic.

Good stretch if found guilty.

Presumably didn't tell club. That would usually warrant a suspension.

 

This weekends game Blues against the Suns at the G will be MOTR, most of the round is pretty dull with no pies ,bombers ,despicable dees , crows even inform hawks  incl.

Alot of people will go just to watch them lose. Lucky for them AFL gave them a Vic game not gold coast where they would almost certainly have lost. 


4 hours ago, Demonland said:

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Imagine the damages I could sue the MFC for!

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