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Snow Season has arrived!

Tarax Club
in Melbourne Demons

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Good day Demonlanders. After the gloom of last weekend’s sub-par round in the Vegas sauna bath. Something to brighten up your day. Snow is falling this morning. All downhill skiers may now rejoice.

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    33 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

    Good day Demonlanders. After the gloom of last weekend’s sub-par round in the Vegas sauna bath. Something to brighten up your day. Snow is falling this morning. All downhill skiers may now rejoice.

    It appears some posters don't get your ironic sense of humour TC.

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    40 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

    Good day Demonlanders. After the gloom of last weekend’s sub-par round in the Vegas sauna bath. Something to brighten up your day. Snow is falling this morning. All downhill skiers may now rejoice.

    Cue 2023 moron advent calendar. AKA Mt Buller comedians

    Eddie McGuire

    Jonathan Brown

    Brian Taylor

    Nerolie Meadows (I think)

    Brendan Fevola

    Daisy Thomas

    Bill Brownless

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    5 minutes ago, Supreme_Demon said:

    Please come up with some new material.

     

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    Au contraire, walked outside AM to find crystalline precipitation actually falling on my shoulders. Still upright and walking with a regular gait. If there is a joke it is subtle, self-deprecating and aimed at the cognoscenti. 

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    15 minutes ago, BDA said:

    It appears some posters don't get your ironic sense of humour TC.

    Cheers BDA you are a scholar and a gentleman. Snowflakes have gone to hell :)

     

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    Snow at a Darwin crocodile ranch seems like something to be very, very concerned about.

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    7 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Snow at a Darwin crocodile ranch seems like something to be very, very concerned about.

    Little Goffy it’s all OK, as Frank Zappa once observed as long you ‘don’t eat the yellow snow’.

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    16 hours ago, Wizard of Koz said:

    Cue 2023 moron advent calendar. AKA Mt Buller comedians

    Eddie McGuire

    Jonathan Brown

    Brian Taylor

    Nerolie Meadows (I think)

    Brendan Fevola

    Daisy Thomas

    Bill Brownless

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I'd say McGuire is the main offender.

    And what's wrong with some recreation in this great country anyway.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    As i've said before, being mocked for going somewhere fun, is a very strange insult in my opinion aha

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