Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Ben Cousins lands coaching role at Demons

Rodney (Balls) Grinter
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Thank you so much, Jules. 💕 

Re names, my non-footy-loving son said how about NOT ALL Demons-related names? How about at least one non-Demons name? I said sure, I actually have one in mind. I told him the name. He said “Maisie, yeah I like that name!”
I’ll let him believe it’s Maisie until he ever sees it written and discovers it’s Maysie. 😁

So defs (😁) a cleverly-disguised 'Daisie', too?

  • Quote
    • Clap 1
     

    And one more before I make for the door...

     

    Hetty.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    And one more before I make for the door...

     

    Hetty.

    Hetty and Jiney.

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
     
    5 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    And one more before I make for the door...

     

    Hetty.

    Hetty the Hen. 🤔 Sounds like a poor man’s Chicken Little character. But thanks all the same, T. 😘

  • Quote
    5 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    So defs (😁) a cleverly-disguised 'Daisie', too?

    Totes! 😁

  • Quote

    3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Gregory Peck

    Any roosters to look after the baby girls, @WalkingCivilWar?

    Though we live in times, hopefully, that Gregory could identify freely.

    (I see you're ready to contemplate new names, WCW, but apologies if this turn to (gentle) humour is too soon in your grief...)

  • Quote
    46 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Any roosters to look after the baby girls, @WalkingCivilWar?

    Though we live in times, hopefully, that Gregory could identify freely.

    (I see you're ready to contemplate new names, WCW, but apologies if this turn to (gentle) humour is too soon in your grief...)

    No apology needed. 🙂I wasn’t  expecting it, but coming back to DL has helped immensely. Besides, who ever knows when “too soon” becomes “soon enough” if ever?

    As for roosters, I’m not permitted to keep any (city council by-law) in suburbia. This is purely because of the crowing. So, my girls are as *pure as the driven snow. 😁

    *except for that period of six months during which time an escaped peacock would visit mine daily and would be very frequently caught in the act of mounting my OG hen (JH) who actually didn’t seem to mind at all. True story. 

  • Quote
    •  
    On 12/28/2022 at 9:25 PM, layzie said:

    Saw him on William St in Perth CBD last night, he does not look good.

    He’s cooked.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    8 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    He’s cooked.

    Still the best line coach around though. 
     

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • AFLW REPORT: Gold Coast

      The forecast said wind. The ladder said mismatch. The scoreboard said obliteration. Melbourne didn’t just beat Gold Coast — they dismantled them: 13.15 (93) to 0.6 (6). An 87-point obliteration, the Suns held goalless, and the Demons delivering their second-highest winning margin and third-highest score in AFLW history.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #28 Will Verrall

      It was a tough ask for him to break through as a 199cm ruckman in the shadow of an all-time great in that position who is also the club captain. He had some good days at Casey but was unable to progress and was delisted at the end of the season.

        • Like
      • 2 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #29 Tom Campbell

      The 33-year-old Campbell has yet to play AFL football for Melbourne, but his Casey form has been strong and he has been retained as a ready-made ruck depth option who is widely regarded as someone who is excellent for the culture of the club.

        • Like
      • 2 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #30 Harry Sharp 

      The Demons acquired an interesting player in Sharp, who narrowly missed securing a spot in the Lions’ premiership team last year. The 22-year-old medium forward played in the opening round this season and ended up with 18 senior games, although he was substituted in or out in for ten of those matches. He demonstrated glimpses of form, but ultimately ended the year on the margins of the team.

        • Like
      • 7 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #31 Bayley Fritsch

      Worked his way back after a slow start and a further slump in form going into the midseason but became a solid contributor for the club in the latter half of 2025. Closing in on 300 goals for the club.

        • Like
      • 3 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Gold Coast

      On Friday, the Demons return to our Casey Fields fortress where they have a 77% win rate. The scent of September is in the air and the struggling Suns are on the horizon. The Cranbourne weather forecast? Ominous, like the match itself: a strong chance of carnage. Let’s be honest, last week’s first half against the West Coast was a training drill but we dropped our guard in the final quarter. While this match is a mismatch on paper — second versus seventeenth — football is won in the wind, the contests, and the moments.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.