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Poll - If Not Melbourne For Premiers?

Premiership Preference 80 members have voted

  1. 1. Which Other Team Would You Prefer Win The Flag?

    • Brisbane
      9
    • Fremantle
      37
    • Geelong
      2
    • Carlton
      2
    • Richmond
      0
    • Sydney
      1
    • St Kilda
      15
    • Collingwood
      0
    • Bulldogs
      1
    • Gold Coast
      9
    • Port Adelaide
      0

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2 hours ago, ANG13 said:

WCW your posts are normally so good and quite funny and then you go and blow all your good work by fessing up a few times on Demonland that Carlton are your second team ๐Ÿคฎ. I just donโ€™t know how anybody can have that arrogant club as their second team, my sister and niece are fanatical Carlton supporters and I still hate that Club. But each to their own, keep up the good work.ย 

Uhmโ€ฆ Thanks ?

Believe meโ€ฆ I wanna hate Carlton, I really do. Iโ€™ve tried so hard for so long to hate them, but itโ€™s just not happening.ย 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

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I picked Freo but only because I don't consider the Saints a realistic option.

I'd love to see the Saints win - yeah their long suffering supporters deserve to see some success but really it's just so Carlton have the longest premiership drought.

ย 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We WILL go back to back!

Back it in - I have!!!!!

The question states if NOT Melbourne.

Commit to a second team, BBO!

Or at least name the team who are at #17 on the list of teams you hate.ย 


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Uhmโ€ฆ Thanks ?

Believe meโ€ฆ I wanna hate Carlton, I really do. Iโ€™ve tried so hard for so long to hate them, but itโ€™s just not happening.ย 

Just think of the former Carlton President, will be easy...

https://youtu.be/lyI5LfoBzj4

I canโ€™t select another team.ย 

I threw up in my mouth a few times looking down the list

3 hours ago, Demon4Life said:

I don't think I could handle the build up to that game. Of all the teams, I would hate losing the GF to them most of all. My heart would give out before the first bounce

Yeah it's a curly one, I would be in the same boat in terms of stress, but watching Eddie if they are losing would give millions of Australians true joy.

ย 
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We WILL go back to back!

Back it in - I have!!!!!

Waiting for better odds than $3.75!

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Uhmโ€ฆ Thanks ?

Believe meโ€ฆ I wanna hate Carlton, I really do. Iโ€™ve tried so hard for so long to hate them, but itโ€™s just not happening.ย 

Itโ€™s dead simple to Hate Carlscumย 

You obviously never went to Princes Park or saw Greg Wells win a Flag with them


I don't really care who wins the premiership. Question should be , who you don't want to win it... For me I don't want to see a Carlton, Richmond or Collingwood premiership. IMO the only one with real chances from those 3 is Richmond.

Freo.

Defence wins premierships and they've got it in spades.

Sky's the limit.

8 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Itโ€™s dead simple to Hate Carlscumย 

You obviously never went to Princes Park or saw Greg Wells win a Flag with them

On the contrary, SWYL. I went to Princes Park every second Saturday for more than two decades. In fact, I went to every single Carlton H&A match for more than two decades (except Windy Hill coz I like to get home in one piece). I attended countless Carlton finals and three Carlton Grand Finals.ย 

In that time, I only ever saw Melbourne play twice a year, and only coz it was vs. Carlton.ย 

Itโ€™s a long and complicated story and Iโ€™ve told it on DL before, but I was a closet Melbourne supporter until 2000. ย I came out as a Demon when my Diehard Carlton fanatic brother passed away.ย 

To this day I periodically make a point of trying really hard to hate them but itโ€™s futile.
But Iโ€™ll not give up. I shall forge on! On a wing and a prayerโ€ฆย whatever that meansย 

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Looks like about 50% support for Freo and some love for St Kilda, Gold Coast and Brisbane.

Nobody has voted for Collingwood or Richmond which is heartening.ย  Those outliers who have nominated Carlton and Geelong should be thankful that their vote is anonymous.

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