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1 minute ago, Cyclops said:

They are all towns or areas of Victoria?

Bingo!  The surnames of all the players are Victorian country towns or localities.

The red "clue" was indeed a red herring.  Sorry Hardtack!

The virtual prize is therefore shared between Cyclops and Mazer Rackham, who PMed me earlier but declined the temptation of hogging all the glory.

Ready for another one?

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3 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Flabbergastation (flabber + gas station) is a word usually only heard in the USA and it refers to the sensation of scratching your head and thinking "WTF?" when you see something like this.

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Funniest portmanteau ever!!!

Did you make this up yourself?

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Don’t know if DS is a genuinely funny bastard or a lowdown plagiarist.
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OK, today's second and purportedly harder quiz concerns Melbourne players only. 

It's a fine team as you can plainly see!

What do these players have in common?

B:  Matthew Whelan   Peter Rohde   Brett Lovett

H/B:  Cameron Bruce   John Howat   Neville Jetta

C:  Stephen Tingay   Brian Wilson   Travis Johnstone

H/F:  Russell Robertson   David Schwarz   Aaron Davey

F:  Brad Green   Tom McDonald   Jeff Garlett

R:  Jeff White   Todd Viney   James McDonald

I/C:  Adem Yze   Matthew Febey   Stephen Febey   Mark Jamar

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21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Did you make this up yourself?

All my own work, WCW.

I had to think fast in order to mount a defence against my cold-blooded murdering of the English language.

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10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

frank

I think it might be 'frock'... it's like walking into a Collette Dinnigan store and the first thing that comes to mind is "frocking hell"!

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15 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

OK, today's second and purportedly harder quiz concerns Melbourne players only. 

It's a fine team as you can plainly see!

What do these players have in common?

B:  Matthew Whelan   Peter Rohde   Brett Lovett

H/B:  Cameron Bruce   John Howat   Neville Jetta

C:  Stephen Tingay   Brian Wilson   Travis Johnstone

H/F:  Russell Robertson   David Schwarz   Aaron Davey

F:  Brad Green   Tom McDonald   Jeff Garlett

R:  Jeff White   Todd Viney   James McDonald

I/C:  Adem Yze   Matthew Febey   Stephen Febey   Mark Jamar

Each player has a vowel in each name.

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1 minute ago, hardtack said:

Damn!  You dress up just one time...

my response was ambiguous, ht, i could have meant in the biblical sense

but if as you say it was only once i'm prepared to put it down to accidental rather than cultural appropriation

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

my response was ambiguous, ht, i could have meant in the biblical sense

but if as you say it was only once i'm prepared to put it down to accidental rather than cultural appropriation

ahhh... as in "go forth and multiply"; yes, in that sense I have definitely frocked up on more than one occasion.

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

my response was ambiguous, ht, i could have meant in the biblical sense

but if as you say it was only once i'm prepared to put it down to accidental rather than cultural appropriation

How on earth would one ‘accidentally’ frock up?!

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28 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

OK, today's second and purportedly harder quiz concerns Melbourne players only. 

It's a fine team as you can plainly see!

What do these players have in common?

B:  Matthew Whelan   Peter Rohde   Brett Lovett

H/B:  Cameron Bruce   John Howat   Neville Jetta

C:  Stephen Tingay   Brian Wilson   Travis Johnstone

H/F:  Russell Robertson   David Schwarz   Aaron Davey

F:  Brad Green   Tom McDonald   Jeff Garlett

R:  Jeff White   Todd Viney   James McDonald

I/C:  Adem Yze   Matthew Febey   Stephen Febey   Mark Jamar

they all played their first game (or last game) for mfc in a different year?

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And .... we have a winner!  All players have the distinction of playing the most number of games for Melbourne wearing that particular jumper number.

Congratulations Fanatique Demon.  Tres bon!

Garlett may have misled a few but he is the only Melbourne player to ever wear number 67 in a game.

 

More quizzes will be forthcoming, but only after a suitable interval.  Thanks for all the interest.

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