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What they're saying down at Royal Parade

JTR
in Melbourne Demons

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On 5/16/2021 at 12:09 AM, DaisyDeeciple said:

How do we compare to Essendon for the same period?

Funny thing about Essendon - their existence is meaningless.

They've had between 10-12 wins eleven times since their last premiership. Basically half of the seasons since then.

Barely scraped into finals a few times but haven't won one since 2004 and have never looked like doing anything serious in September.

There is no point to Essendon. They're a tepid bath of a football club.

At least at Melbourne you're always going to feel something.

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    On 5/15/2021 at 8:55 PM, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Their best jibes

    • May I interest you in Aldi's snow gear sale ⛷ 

    I like the idea that we're elitists who enjoy skiing but would still shop at Aldi.

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    2 hours ago, Supermercado said:

    I like the idea that we're elitists who enjoy skiing but would still shop at Aldi.

    Miles off, who buys snow gear at Aldi? Yikes! It's Burton AK or bust baby.

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    15 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    Miles off, who buys snow gear at Aldi? Yikes! It's Burton AK or bust baby.

    Carlton fans by the looks of it. How the mighty have fallen.

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    Shouldn’t we have moved onto the ‘What they are saying at West Lakes’ thread by now? ?

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    1 hour ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Shouldn’t we have moved onto the ‘What they are saying at West Lakes’ thread by now? ?

    Unfortunately, they aint saying much!

    One big thread on BF where they are talking about team selection and whatnot (yawn) and this preview thread that went up a couple of hours ago. Only a few replies so far...

    https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/face-off-adelaide-crows-vs-melbourne-demons.1268738/

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    On 5/16/2021 at 2:33 AM, Fork 'em said:

    I hate them like no other club.
     
     

    I’m so glad to read this about Essendon. I hate them with every fibre of my being. I hate them with unrivalled/unbridled red hot passion. I hate them to a degree that’s off the charts, next level, boss level. I hate them more than I’ve ever hated anyone/anything. I hate them so much that it sometimes scares even me. 
    Somebody slap me. ?

    Cheers, I feel so much better now. ❤️?

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    3 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Shouldn’t we have moved onto the ‘What they are saying at West Lakes’ thread by now? ?

    Adelaide fans don't or can't think about anything other than the Crows. They probably don't even know who they're playing this round.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m so glad to read this about Essendon. I hate them with every fibre of my being. I hate them with unrivalled/unbridled red hot passion. I hate them to a degree that’s off the charts, next level, boss level. I hate them more than I’ve ever hated anyone/anything. I hate them so much that it sometimes scares even me. 
    Somebody slap me. ?

    Cheers, I feel so much better now. ❤️?

    Don't worry.
    I know exactly how you feel.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m so glad to read this about Essendon. I hate them with every fibre of my being. I hate them with unrivalled/unbridled red hot passion. I hate them to a degree that’s off the charts, next level, boss level. I hate them more than I’ve ever hated anyone/anything. I hate them so much that it sometimes scares even me. 

    So you're a normal football supporter then?

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    4 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Shouldn’t we have moved onto the ‘What they are saying at West Lakes’ thread by now? ?

    Not when the content curation is this good on this thread.

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