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Snow Joke

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On 4/27/2021 at 12:38 AM, dworship said:

Always thought the bumper stickers said it best; "Is it the truth or did you read it in the Herald Sun?"

or quoted from the ABC!

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    1 minute ago, Kent said:

    or quoted from the ABC!

    Please don’t equate the National broadcaster to Murdoch. 

    And let’s keep this stuff in the general board.

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    18 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    Please don’t equate the National broadcaster to Murdoch. 

    And let’s keep this stuff in the general board.

    i have my view you have yours  Pls don't quote the HERALD SUN WITH REPECT TO TRUTH

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    I went skiing for 3-4 weekends in about 1990 and 1991. Hard work to start but got the go of it after 2 days and was good fun with friends. Then it was just too expensive and too frickkkken cold. Never back since. 

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    12 minutes ago, Kent said:

    i have my view you have yours  Pls don't quote the HERALD SUN WITH REPECT TO TRUTH

    I don’t have to repect anything.

    And that’s enough Hun talk - not worth any more time.

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    Only 24k for the Pies yesterday, I'd say they've headed to the slopes but we all know they were crammed into the Epping TAB watching race 5 at Randwick

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    1 hour ago, rpfc said:

    Please don’t equate the National broadcaster to Murdoch. 

    And let’s keep this stuff in the general board.

    You mean the fake editing ABC style is great for news.

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    On 5/1/2021 at 5:49 PM, Males said:

    I got my partner to follow the Dees at the end of 2017, she wasn’t really a footy fan and wanted to know why I love our Dees and wanted to experience game day etc. She got hooked after a few matches and loves the Dees, and Maxy, now. ? A work acquaintance ripped out the old snow joke, followed by the cheese platter jokes, my partner asked what it meant, I explained the “joke/dig” to her and she just looked at me and said, “Is that all they say, that’s not bad, Melbourne really is my team because I love the snow and cheese platters. Can we actually take a platter to the next game?” ??

    I know a few older Demon diehards that take a little platter and a nice rug and a Thermos.

    Most years the Thermos is full of Cab Sav. But on those really cold winter games the Gluehwein will make an appearance. Anyone that doesn't know what that is, isn't a real skier.

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