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Snow Joke

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On 4/27/2021 at 12:38 AM, dworship said:

Always thought the bumper stickers said it best; "Is it the truth or did you read it in the Herald Sun?"

or quoted from the ABC!

 
1 minute ago, Kent said:

or quoted from the ABC!

Please don’t equate the National broadcaster to Murdoch. 

And let’s keep this stuff in the general board.

18 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Please don’t equate the National broadcaster to Murdoch. 

And let’s keep this stuff in the general board.

i have my view you have yours  Pls don't quote the HERALD SUN WITH REPECT TO TRUTH

 

I went skiing for 3-4 weekends in about 1990 and 1991. Hard work to start but got the go of it after 2 days and was good fun with friends. Then it was just too expensive and too frickkkken cold. Never back since. 

12 minutes ago, Kent said:

i have my view you have yours  Pls don't quote the HERALD SUN WITH REPECT TO TRUTH

I don’t have to repect anything.

And that’s enough Hun talk - not worth any more time.


Only 24k for the Pies yesterday, I'd say they've headed to the slopes but we all know they were crammed into the Epping TAB watching race 5 at Randwick

1 hour ago, rpfc said:

Please don’t equate the National broadcaster to Murdoch. 

And let’s keep this stuff in the general board.

You mean the fake editing ABC style is great for news.

most Melbourne fans I see are the rm Williams puffer jacket with suit pants, 2 or 3 in a disabled cubicle kind of operators.

I guess it’s snowing in a way

 
On 5/1/2021 at 5:49 PM, Males said:

I got my partner to follow the Dees at the end of 2017, she wasn’t really a footy fan and wanted to know why I love our Dees and wanted to experience game day etc. She got hooked after a few matches and loves the Dees, and Maxy, now. ? A work acquaintance ripped out the old snow joke, followed by the cheese platter jokes, my partner asked what it meant, I explained the “joke/dig” to her and she just looked at me and said, “Is that all they say, that’s not bad, Melbourne really is my team because I love the snow and cheese platters. Can we actually take a platter to the next game?” ??

I know a few older Demon diehards that take a little platter and a nice rug and a Thermos.

Most years the Thermos is full of Cab Sav. But on those really cold winter games the Gluehwein will make an appearance. Anyone that doesn't know what that is, isn't a real skier.

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