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Not football related...

...but, can someone teach the world the difference between BOUGHT & BROUGHT...PLEASE!!!

And don't get me started on ATM machines & PIN numbers.

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    8 minutes ago, R.I.P. Troy said:

    Not football related...

    ...but, can someone teach the world the difference between BOUGHT & BROUGHT...PLEASE!!!

    And don't get me started on ATM machines & PIN numbers.

    you mean the machines that make the ATMs....what's wrong with that? :)

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    This already feels like the T$ Thread. Yuck. :P

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    Then we have the nimrods who can't tell the difference between "his" and "'he's".   Or those who think plurals (or, indeed, any word ending in an "s") require an apostrophe.  Not forgetting the numpties who say "he is bias" instead of "biased".

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    2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Every player being a Superstar or Legend. 

    Nah, worse than that is when footy journos (using the term loosely) start calling each other superstars. Andy Maher is first up against the wall.

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    1 hour ago, demonstone said:

    Then we have the nimrods who can't tell the difference between "his" and "'he's".   Or those who think plurals (or, indeed, any word ending in an "s") require an apostrophe.  Not forgetting the numpties who say "he is bias" instead of "biased".

    Dee's ??‍♂️

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    4 hours ago, R.I.P. Troy said:

    Not football related...

    ...but, can someone teach the world the difference between BOUGHT & BROUGHT...PLEASE!!!

    And don't get me started on ATM machines & PIN numbers.

    Bought  is when you buy something and Brought  is when you bring something. Hope that helps.

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    4 hours ago, R.I.P. Troy said:

    Not football related...

    ...but, can someone teach the world the difference between BOUGHT & BROUGHT...PLEASE!!!

    And don't get me started on ATM machines & PIN numbers.

    BAS statements ...

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