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1 hour ago, chookrat said:

 

When losing is the only way to win its not losing it is the way. 

That is exactly what was said on here 10 years ago. We all know what happened 

Don’t even consider planning any Strategy to lose. This club checks out far too many times already. 

WIN THE LAST 2 GAMES.

 

Given our percentage we're not moving up with one win anyway.

If Carlton and Sydney can both beat St Kilda (doubtful, but possible) then we could win both games and still not move up from 17th.

My main concern if they did happen to win their last two games would be that it might lull the football department, players etc. into another false sense of security ahead of pre season and next season, and the opportunity to continue with the usual positive spin “We always believed in the game plan, we’re playing “the Melbourne way” with those last two wins of the season, launches us positively into next season, no need for a review, overhaul. rebuild, just need to tweak a few things” etc.

Not that I particularly want them to lose their last two games either, but at least that would leave the stark reality for all to see of so few wins for the season and keeps the heat on all concerned at the club to try to actually do something about it. 

 

 
9 hours ago, don cordner4 said:

now lets just sit back and watch us win last 2 games to lose pick two in the draft, Melbourne are so predictable!  i know some posters will say we should aim to win, but im pretty sure Sydney will be tanking like theres no tomorrow!!!

If we beat Sydney the way we are travelling then they  certainly will be tanking, However we tank without realizing that we are tanking.

We are set in default mode.  

Edited by nosoupforme

I just want this season to be over and done with?

Once the siren sounds for the last match in two weeks time, the 2019 sticker will be ripped off my ute, never straight into the bin, as well as washing all my Demon gear. to rid the rid the stench of this s*#^ year.

You watch the likes of slobo, caro, and that purple twit?, say are the Dee's tanking?

So just ended please!


2 hours ago, deebug said:

 

You watch the likes of slobo, caro, and that purple twit?, say are the Dee's tanking?

 

If they actually watched any of our games they'd realise we were just hopeless.

 

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