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Viney - prolific but wasteful

Jones - usually found targets

Salem - skillful but slow

Oliver - rarely disposed well

Brayshaw - continued poor year

Harmes - had little impact 

Petracca - irrelevant second half

Hannan - has exhausted welcome

Fritsch - had some impact

May - great first half

Frost - terrible under pressure

McDonald - back to rubbish

Neal-Bullen - slow and embarrassing 

Hunt - little to commend

Lockhart - some occasional glimpses

Hibberd - was rarely sighted

Petty - far from convincing 

Baker - keep it simple

Gawn - was comprehensively 

beaten

Hore - loose and disappointing 

Weideman - played amateur football 

Smith - tried but failed

 

 

 
 
1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Goodwin - needs performance review 

Started after the collingwood game, chook.

4 minutes ago, Adzman said:

The worst kind of Hore.....

Depends on how many beers deep I am...


16 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Goodwin - needs performance review 

Goodwin: architect of disaster 

Joeboy - express delivery today!

Viney -  battled manfully midfield

Jones -  puts team first

Salem -  regularly hits targets 

Oliver -  clanger count up

Brayshaw - yeah yeah nah

Harmes - loose goose handballs

Petracca - hot than cold

Hannan - jury is out

Fritsch - flawed inside delivery

May - better keep mum

Frost - all at sea

McDonald - fluffed his lines

Neal-Bullen - OK to indifferent

Hunt - needs to fireup

Lockhart - multiple by two

Hibberd - struggled with tempo

Petty - sacrificial lamb slaughter 

Baker - hesitation gets you

Gawn - injury affected performance

Hore - off song early

Weideman - very limited cameo

Smith - boiled lollies today

Umpires - roughend  of pineapple

Gabba crowd - weagles on steroids

MFC - back to 2019

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Watching live, I thought May was great.

The second half would have been tough for any defender and wasnt as good as his first, but overall his positioning, one percenters and general defensive nous was fantastic. A-grade. 

At the risk of going off too early, for the first time, I'm genuinely excited to have him.

We haven't had a genuine A-grade key stopper since, well....Sean Wight? Maybe Ingerson at a stretch??

3 minutes ago, clark's kick said:

Watching live, I thought May was great.

The second half would have been tough for any defender and wasnt as good as his first, but overall his positioning, one percenters and general defensive nous was fantastic. A-grade. 

At the risk of going off too early, for the first time, I'm genuinely excited to have him.

We haven't had a genuine A-grade key stopper since, well....Sean Wight? Maybe Ingerson at a stretch??

Ingerson was A Grade from what I remember. What a cracker of a player he was!


Melbourne -  handballed too loopy

Brayshaw - Career worst game

Lockhart - Good times ahead

Baker - what a leap

Midfield - Taught a lesson

Brisbane - 1 man down

TMAC - dropped important mark

Jones - Half back obviously 

Umpires - Harmes was tunnelled

Melbourne - Rebook the camp

Hibberd - Was he playing

 

Jones at half back. Genius move *insert sarcasm*. Thought he was one of our best today. This positional move will extend his career. So glad Goodwin has given up playing him on the wing.  

 

46 minutes ago, old demon said:

Goodwin - out. Clarkson in.

Why the hell would he want to come to a chronically underachieving club such as ours 

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