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My 3 word player analysis V Brisbane Lions

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Viney - prolific but wasteful

Jones - usually found targets

Salem - skillful but slow

Oliver - rarely disposed well

Brayshaw - continued poor year

Harmes - had little impact 

Petracca - irrelevant second half

Hannan - has exhausted welcome

Fritsch - had some impact

May - great first half

Frost - terrible under pressure

McDonald - back to rubbish

Neal-Bullen - slow and embarrassing 

Hunt - little to commend

Lockhart - some occasional glimpses

Hibberd - was rarely sighted

Petty - far from convincing 

Baker - keep it simple

Gawn - was comprehensively 

beaten

Hore - loose and disappointing 

Weideman - played amateur football 

Smith - tried but failed

 

 

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    1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

    Goodwin - needs performance review 

    Started after the collingwood game, chook.

    4 minutes ago, Adzman said:

    The worst kind of Hore.....

    Depends on how many beers deep I am...

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    16 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Goodwin - needs performance review 

    Goodwin: architect of disaster 

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    Joeboy - express delivery today!

    Viney -  battled manfully midfield

    Jones -  puts team first

    Salem -  regularly hits targets 

    Oliver -  clanger count up

    Brayshaw - yeah yeah nah

    Harmes - loose goose handballs

    Petracca - hot than cold

    Hannan - jury is out

    Fritsch - flawed inside delivery

    May - better keep mum

    Frost - all at sea

    McDonald - fluffed his lines

    Neal-Bullen - OK to indifferent

    Hunt - needs to fireup

    Lockhart - multiple by two

    Hibberd - struggled with tempo

    Petty - sacrificial lamb slaughter 

    Baker - hesitation gets you

    Gawn - injury affected performance

    Hore - off song early

    Weideman - very limited cameo

    Smith - boiled lollies today

    Umpires - roughend  of pineapple

    Gabba crowd - weagles on steroids

    MFC - back to 2019

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    Watching live, I thought May was great.

    The second half would have been tough for any defender and wasnt as good as his first, but overall his positioning, one percenters and general defensive nous was fantastic. A-grade. 

    At the risk of going off too early, for the first time, I'm genuinely excited to have him.

    We haven't had a genuine A-grade key stopper since, well....Sean Wight? Maybe Ingerson at a stretch??

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    3 minutes ago, clark's kick said:

    Watching live, I thought May was great.

    The second half would have been tough for any defender and wasnt as good as his first, but overall his positioning, one percenters and general defensive nous was fantastic. A-grade. 

    At the risk of going off too early, for the first time, I'm genuinely excited to have him.

    We haven't had a genuine A-grade key stopper since, well....Sean Wight? Maybe Ingerson at a stretch??

    Ingerson was A Grade from what I remember. What a cracker of a player he was!

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    Melbourne -  handballed too loopy

    Brayshaw - Career worst game

    Lockhart - Good times ahead

    Baker - what a leap

    Midfield - Taught a lesson

    Brisbane - 1 man down

    TMAC - dropped important mark

    Jones - Half back obviously 

    Umpires - Harmes was tunnelled

    Melbourne - Rebook the camp

    Hibberd - Was he playing

     

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    Jones at half back. Genius move *insert sarcasm*. Thought he was one of our best today. This positional move will extend his career. So glad Goodwin has given up playing him on the wing.  

     

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    46 minutes ago, old demon said:

    Goodwin - out. Clarkson in.

    Why the hell would he want to come to a chronically underachieving club such as ours 

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