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57 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Maynard?

Omg

Who else, there is not much in the Casey cupboard? 

 

Bring back the Danial Cross magic cream.

The saddest thing about the the Stack affair is the reminder that one Demonland's greatest ever threads has slipped into the aether. For the newbies:

 

Honestly, Jack has underwhelmed this year.  Back from his foot injuries, he is not explosive out of a contest or clean enough with disposal.  Being ‘tough’ only gets you so far.  I am disappointed he is injured, but he is a real barometer on where we are at right now.  We can’t keep playing guys that are NQR, except there is no one to replace them.

 
18 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:
 
Eradicated diseases in the last 40 years
  • Smallpox.
  • Rinderpest.
  • Poliomyelitis (polio)
  • Dracunculiasis.
  • Yaws.
  • Malaria.
  • Hookworm.
  • Lymphatic filariasis.

Those we haven't eradicated....

- NSC

- MFCSS

...........

Malaria, hookworm, polio and filariasis have not been eradicated.

Viney to miss a couple of weeks , is it going to be the same as May's 3 week layoff blowing out to 7-8 weeks. I wish the Medicos at Melbourne wouldn't quote any figures regarding injuries. 


3 minutes ago, junk said:

Viney to miss a couple of weeks , is it going to be the same as May's 3 week layoff blowing out to 7-8 weeks. I wish the Medicos at Melbourne wouldn't quote any figures regarding injuries. 

If I were a gambling man I would definitely plonk down hard-earned on that scenario playing out.

On 4/26/2019 at 9:48 AM, At the break of Gawn said:

He definitely tried to take it on. 99% of players in the league would have side stepped it which was the smart thing to do and would have been beneficial for the team. Almost feel sometimes Viney is just out there to show how tough he is rather than actually play football and help his side win. 

We don’t need courageous acts that amount to nothing. We need match winners and that’s what a captain should do.

Baker would be the outside runner.  At least a run for 3 games just to see how he goes, even if only as experience for next year.  Can't do much worse than the others and he has a bit of height to take a mark.

5 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

Honestly, Jack has underwhelmed this year.  Back from his foot injuries, he is not explosive out of a contest or clean enough with disposal.  Being ‘tough’ only gets you so far.  I am disappointed he is injured, but he is a real barometer on where we are at right now.  We can’t keep playing guys that are NQR, except there is no one to replace them.

To keep playing NQR players, is to risk turning them chronic injury stats.

 
5 hours ago, junk said:

Viney to miss a couple of weeks , is it going to be the same as May's 3 week layoff blowing out to 7-8 weeks. I wish the Medicos at Melbourne wouldn't quote any figures regarding injuries. 

Not to mention AVB's 4 weeks blowing out to at least 10.


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