My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,831]

Tyson is a whipping boy but is needed in the clinches.

[TGR 1,367]

12 hours ago, joeboy said:

Viney - was just supreme

Jones - great second half

T.McDonald - a commanding target

Melksham - quiet until last

Brayshaw - rarely evaded tagger

Spargo - quiet but clever

Weideman - regularly provided contests

Petracca - genius and villain

Neal-Bullen - had limited influence 

Gawn - powerful second half

Hannan - was well held

vandenBerg - was quieter tonight

Harmes - great three quarters

Salem - reliable and safe

Fritsch - versatility was vital

Frost - an important ingredient 

Hibberd - dashing and inspirational

Jetta - grunt and tough

Lewis - creative and safe

O.McDonald - imbues great confidence 

Oliver - great despite tag

Tyson - excellent last quarter

Viney - BETTER ON TV

Jones - BUTCHERED THE BALL

T.McDonald - AFL PREMIER FORWARD

Melksham - NOT CONTRIBUTING ENOUGH

Brayshaw - HELD OUR BREATH

Spargo - TWO IMPORTANT CONTRIBUTIONS

Weideman - COOL HAND LUKE

Petracca - BLOODY GREAT GAME

Neal-Bullen - UNDER MY RADAR

Gawn - WILLED THE TEAM

Hannan - PROVIDED IMPORTANT CONNECTION

vandenBerg - IMPOSSIBLE TO TACKLE

Harmes - AVERAGE WAS DUE

Salem - THE NEW 'SILK'

Fritsch - BAD 5 MINUTES

Frost - AMAZING OUTWEIGHS BLIPS

Hibberd - LOVE THE BLITZKRIEG

Jetta - PLAYS TALLER (AND) FASTER

Lewis - GUTSY AND INVESTED

O.McDonald - PROVING DOUBTERS WRONG

Oliver - METRES-GAINED KING

Tyson - TOO KIND JOEBOY

[davo 209]

12 hours ago, picket fence said:

Jetta BOG!! held soft as sno cone Bruest to nothing!

Never Ever Rated Bruest 

Jetta was sublime, he is a GUN, cannot believe he was not All Australian 

[chook fowler 19,782]

7 minutes ago, TGR said:

Viney - BETTER ON TV

Jones - BUTCHERED THE BALL

T.McDonald - AFL PREMIER FORWARD

Melksham - NOT CONTRIBUTING ENOUGH

Brayshaw - HELD OUR BREATH

Spargo - TWO IMPORTANT CONTRIBUTIONS

Weideman - COOL HAND LUKE

Petracca - BLOODY GREAT GAME

Neal-Bullen - UNDER MY RADAR

Gawn - WILLED THE TEAM

Hannan - PROVIDED IMPORTANT CONNECTION

vandenBerg - IMPOSSIBLE TO TACKLE

Harmes - AVERAGE WAS DUE

Salem - THE NEW 'SILK'

Fritsch - BAD 5 MINUTES

Frost - AMAZING OUTWEIGHS BLIPS

Hibberd - LOVE THE BLITZKRIEG

Jetta - PLAYS TALLER (AND) FASTER

Lewis - GUTSY AND INVESTED

O.McDonald - PROVING DOUBTERS WRONG

Oliver - METRES-GAINED KING

Tyson - TOO KIND JOEBOY

I suggest you see an optometrist 

[TGR 1,367]

11 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

I suggest you see an optometrist 

I doubt you see a realist.

[chook fowler 19,782]

10 minutes ago, TGR said:

I doubt you see a realist.

Come on Spargo 2 involvements. Try 7

[MurDoc516 1,529]

Viney - tom mitchell who

Jones - the quiet achiever

T.McDonald - hero we needed

Melksham - a clutch player

Brayshaw - quiet but good

Spargo - same as above

Weideman - more to come (Same as last week)

Petracca - couldn't be stopped

Neal-Bullen - very quiet game 

Gawn - game of moments

Hannan - competed for everything

vandenBerg - kicking was poor

Harmes - great three quarters

Salem - best kick alive

Fritsch - brave and ambitious

Frost - won his battle 

Hibberd - quick and clean

Jetta - never gets beaten

Lewis - safe and tough (he learned what free kick hawthorn is)

O.McDonald - Tough and composed

Oliver - proper [censored] head

Tyson - looked very sore (big last qtr but)

Just wanted to say i think everybody competed tonight. It's all that you can ask for really. Hannan had 6 touches but i think he flew for 5 or 6 marks and created a contest every time. Same as Tyson, he may not be quick or as clean as our other mids but he chased everything and did what he could.

Edited September 15, 2018 by MurDoc516

[Wollongong Demon 182]

Its interesting that early in the season are defence was leaking everywhere. Now one of the best in the comp.

[TGR 1,367]

14 hours ago, picket fence said:

Jetta BOG!! held soft as sno cone Bruest to nothing!

Never Ever Rated Bruest 

Then you and I are in a minority.  You can add Mitch Duncan and Josh Caddy while you are at it.

Breust is only ever icing on the cake.  In a dominant team, he will kick 4.  MFC supporters and many others have been sucked into his actual individual brilliance.  This guy would have done zilch if he was at Melbourne for most of this decade.

Go to any hot hard final that Hawthorn has played in, and he has done nothing other than the odd 'joe the goose' over the top.

 

 

 

[TGR 1,367]

1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

Come on Spargo 2 involvements. Try 7

Mate, I gave Spargo the glass-half-full treatment.

 

If I was brutally honest, the 3 words he would have got from me was "Lucky to Play"

For a glass-jaw like you, just accept the '2 important contributions'.

 

[TGR 1,367]

2 hours ago, Win4theAges said:

Tyson is a whipping boy but is needed in the clinches.

Tyson has to 'know his limitations', and sometimes doesn't.

Unlike Vanders, he is so easy to tackle.  Hence, Tyson shouldn't take the tackler on.  Tyson is also treacle.  Lewis might actually have him for pace.  Hence (II) Tyson's radar/antennae for footy awareness must be on-song.

 

TGR (channeling Joe-Boy)

[Chook 15,072]

16 hours ago, picket fence said:

Jetta BOG!! held soft as sno cone Bruest to nothing!

Never Ever Rated Bruest 

So…Jetta's BOG for beating a bad player? Right.

[La Dee-vina Comedia 17,137]

15 hours ago, binman said:

Not bad JB. Agree with most.

Tyson was good in the last. Lucky for him or else he might have gone out.

Melk sat on Sicily according to Goody in the presser so whilst he was quite he did his job as Sicily didn't hurt us.

Fritter made a few bad errors but jeez he has good hands and reads the ball beautifully. Great move putting him down back. 

Omac - aka Dr Cool - played a super committed game. Got pole axed big time at one point in the second q and wobbled up to fight another contest. Ahe is a really nice kick. Fritter, Omac, Salem, Hibberd and Jetts are all good reliable kicks which is super important coming out from our back half. 

The back six and maxy saved us in the second quarter with their fantastic desperation. 

I nearly considered putting Melksham in my votes for his performance because he substantially diminished Sicily's influence. I thought he played a super, selfless game. The two goals in the last were icing on the cake (unless you're a channel Seven commentator in which case, it's "cream on the cake".) 

[chook fowler 19,782]

2 hours ago, TGR said:

Tyson has to 'know his limitations', and sometimes doesn't.

Unlike Vanders, he is so easy to tackle.  Hence, Tyson shouldn't take the tackler on.  Tyson is also treacle.  Lewis might actually have him for pace.  Hence (II) Tyson's radar/antennae for footy awareness must be on-song.

 

TGR (channeling Joe-Boy)

Get over yourself

[chook fowler 19,782]

2 hours ago, TGR said:

Mate, I gave Spargo the glass-half-full treatment.

 

If I was brutally honest, the 3 words he would have got from me was "Lucky to Play"

For a glass-jaw like you, just accept the '2 important contributions'.

 

You are now on ignore.

[daisycutter 30,021]

4 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Get over yourself

and he should get some math tutoring

[TGR 1,367]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

and he should get some math tutoring

I will consult with my English tutor about the non-pluralisation of the word "math" and starting sentences with the lower-case conjunction that is "and".

Stay tuned.

[layzie 34,528]

Joeboy, this was brilliant!

[TGR 1,367]

On 9/15/2018 at 12:44 PM, chook fowler said:

I suggest you see an optometrist 

Gee wiz, who was I a tad negative about?

Fritch and Tyson.  1 week later, Fritch is dropped and Tyson conceded he was "nervous" about his selection.

 

 

Your optometrist only sells rose-colored devices.

 

 

pTGR

[chook fowler 19,782]

21 minutes ago, TGR said:

Gee wiz, who was I a tad negative about?

Fritch and Tyson.  1 week later, Fritch is dropped and Tyson conceded he was "nervous" about his selection.

 

 

Your optometrist only sells rose-colored devices.

 

 

pTGR

I was referring to your comments about Spargo which were way off the mark. But I doubt you will listen.