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Brendan McCartney & Cooney/Bulldogs situation

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3 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Been saying it all along. Tom Morris is a [censored] little grub! Club needs to call him out big time.

What i see there is two blokes who have copped a bit of [censored] over yhis year and its almodt like they're saying "we got each other's back"...

Well done McCartney and well done Goodwin.

He’s turning into a real hack journo. After Reiwoldt’s latest injury Morris tweeted something completely made up and Reiewoldt gave it to him. Journo’s need to be more accountable. 

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    5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    He’s turning into a real hack journo. After Reiwoldt’s latest injury Morris tweeted something completely made up and Reiewoldt gave it to him. Journo’s need to be more accountable. 

    No he didn't. That was Tom Browne.

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Is this actually legit?

    If so weak as [censored] by the little grub.

    The moment i knew Tom Morris was a Grub was after the Elimination Final against Geelong. 

    I was in the same airport lounge as him, i had my Dees scarf and beanie on and he had a quick look at me, not even a smile or acknowledgement of a good win by the dees.

    Just burried his head down looks at his ipad and doesn't look up until his flight is call, complete grub.

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    18 minutes ago, Win4theAges said:

    The moment i knew Tom Morris was a Grub was after the Elimination Final against Geelong. 

    I was in the same airport lounge as him, i had my Dees scarf and beanie on and he had a quick look at me, not even a smile or acknowledgement of a good win by the dees.

    Just burried his head down looks at his ipad and doesn't look up until his flight is call, complete grub.

    Is this an obscure joke that’s gone over my head, or are you really calling the bloke a grub for not nodding to a stranger in an airport?

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    30 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Is this an obscure joke that’s gone over my head, or are you really calling the bloke a grub for not nodding to a stranger in an airport?

    I saw Tom Morris at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a jerk and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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    1 hour ago, rjay said:

    Absolutely, if we had all yes men we would be in a world of trouble.

    So long as at they present a united front to the players...

    Yes, I agree ?

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    9 minutes ago, Phadraig said:

    I saw Tom Morris at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a jerk and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    I've heard this story before somewhere. Are you pedalling fake news?

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    19 minutes ago, Phadraig said:

    I saw Tom Morris at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a jerk and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    What did I just read???

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    2 hours ago, joeboy said:

    If that clip were extended you’d actually see Goody and Jeffy cuddling 

    Fake news JB!!  ?

    2 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    You should have gone with "Fake news". Seems to be working for others.

    Thx LD! Your PR/Media skills are far ahead of mine.

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    1 hour ago, Nasher said:

    Is this an obscure joke that’s gone over my head, or are you really calling the bloke a grub for not nodding to a stranger in an airport?

    As a Dee fan not even a smile.

    Put it this way, when you walk pass someone walking the dog polite thing to do is to say hi, or opening a door for any one else if they are behind you. common curtacy you would say.

    I know its a bit different but still a polite smile wouldn't have gone astray.

    Grub. 

    p.s Polite way of saying he's an arrogant c word.

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