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Which AFL Footballer could be Bond 007?

Chuppa Chupp
in Melbourne Demons

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Well I did make a Fritta 007 licenced to score thing last year but my photoshops get taken down lately. You'll just have to take my word for it.

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    On 23/03/2024 at 19:31, layzie said:

    Well I did make a Fritta 007 licenced to score thing last year but my photoshops get taken down lately. You'll just have to take my word for it.

    Can you do a Kozzie, licenced to thrill please?

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    Eddie McGuire already has the personality to play Blofeld.

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    Not a Dees player, but I reckon Trent Cotchin. A sniper with immaculate hair.

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    Wood… Easton Wood.

    Except it would be Easton Wood… Easton Wood since commentators never called him Wood.

    Or Grundy… Brodie Grundy. Surely 007 with a man-bun is long overdue.

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    Rozee is pretty enough to be one of the Bond girls.

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    5 hours ago, Jibroni said:

    Eddie McGuire already has the personality to play Blofeld.

    Renamed Blohard?

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    On 23/03/2024 at 05:12, Chook said:

    Petracca. He has those suave looks, but he'd probably bust through the walls of the Russians' secret lair rather than finesse his way in.

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