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Mick Malthouse gets a new job

Grapeviney
in Melbourne Demons

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19 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

And this one's a bit of an oldie but still good for a laugh.

 

 

 

Ha. I once pulled up next to the [censored] at the lights at the corner of malvern and orrong roads.... drive off up the road and its traffic and parking chaos so where does the messiah park? 

The bus stop.

He parked at the bus stop.

I hope he got a ticket.

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    10 minutes ago, bingers said:

    Who doesn't love Malthouse? Or Hird? Or Tripplechins for that matter?

    right on bimgers. i love to hate them. gives more colour and meaning to my life.

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    On 26/12/2016 at 11:23 AM, biggestred said:

    Ha. I once pulled up next to the [censored] at the lights at the corner of malvern and orrong roads.... drive off up the road and its traffic and parking chaos so where does the messiah park? 

    The bus stop.

    He parked at the bus stop.

    I hope he got a ticket.

    He has tickets on himself.  Is that what you mean? :-)

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    36 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    He has tickets on himself.  Is that what you mean? :-)

    Definitely has tickets on himself. Who parks in a bus stop unless you think youre better than everyone else?

    I did mean an actual parking ticket though

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    5 hours ago, biggestred said:

    Definitely has tickets on himself. Who parks in a bus stop unless you think youre better than everyone else?

    I did mean an actual parking ticket though

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    3 hours ago, bush demon said:

    He's coached two AFL teams to premierships so hats off to him.

    And put a third back several years.

    Hats off indeed.

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    I enjoyed those 2 videos VERY much. A great start to 2017. 

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