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If we lose to Essendon I will....

Bleeds_Red_&_Blue
in Melbourne Demons

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Anyone heard from PG about his non-PG-rated photo plans? Please tell me he hasn't posted that photo anywhere or instagramed it to anyone.

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    On 1 April 2016 at 5:38 PM, Lucifer's Hero said:

    Leave the country!

    Seriously tho maybe it is time to change these threads to 'if we beat xxxx i will...'  That we are so used to losing prompts the negative threads.  It pampers to DL's MFCSS neurosis.

    I know it is early days but lets assume we will win the next game:cool:

    We didn't

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    Bleeds red and blue better adopt a kitten (and post a photo) - something good must come from today

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    Well the footy jumper is not travelling with me overseas on wednesday  

    The shame of being chastised by some arrogant Essendrug supporter i can do without. 

    Thanks so much MFC...

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    3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Well the footy jumper is not travelling with me overseas on wednesday  

    The shame of being chastised by some arrogant Essendrug supporter i can do without. 

    Thanks so much MFC...

    I think you need some of Dr Roet's happy pills from earlier in the week.

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    2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    I think you need some of Dr Roet's happy pills from earlier in the week.

    I shall be following results closely Maple. But the players shamed the jumper yesterday. Worst loss i have seen in 45 years..

    The MFC announced to all other teams in Round 2 of Roosy's final year, that we are still soft as butter. 

    Nothing has changed on the field. 

    I hope PJ calls the playing group & coaches into his office next week. 

    That loss potentially cost us a few $million this season..

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    3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Well the footy jumper is not travelling with me overseas on wednesday  

    The shame of being chastised by some arrogant Essendrug supporter i can do without. 

    Thanks so much MFC...

    Never mind, your whyness, you can take your blazer.

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    1 minute ago, Dr John Dee said:

    Never mind, your whyness, you can take your blazer.

    Hahaha bit warm for a School Blazer in South East Asia

    The Jumper at least is sleeveless

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    I consider myself to be very lucky.

    I was unable to watch 186 and I have yet to see a single second of yesterday's game. Still, I am grossly embarrassed and have no interest in football until we are winning more games than we lose.

    Adiós.

     

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