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....call my brother and find out whether his girlfriend has kicked him out of the house for being too loud while watching the game.

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...will be very comfortable that improvement is tangible and the team is on the right path. I will also imbibe a reasonable amount of alcohol.

I have no idea what that means ChaserJ

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I have no idea what that means ChaserJ

IMHO opinion a "reasonable" amount of alcohol has been consumed when -

(a) there is no more available

(b) there is more available but you have passed out

or

in some circumstances, b sub section 1 needs to be be invoked

(b) 1. there is more available. you have not passed out. however, it is your buy and therefore you have just remembered a prior appointment and regrettably, must leave immediately.

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Be pleasantly surprised at the exorcism of one more hoodoo.....50 years from the dark day that Dr Don Duffy and his dastardly dimwitted board /committee inflicted this curse upon the club.

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Another frogsh.t forum,demons winning 2 in a row no way.May beat Carlton later on,therefore we should get draft pick N0.4 and delist 8-10 players which includes forced retirements. I am so excited it is the only given at Demonland.

Paul Roos will end up with 6 wins for the year,a 50% improvement on last year,what a fantastic achievement that is!!!!. I am sick to death of the sweller Matty Brugan useless match reports and interviews,can't the dees afford an ex player

who can call a spade a spade and does not worry if he hurts players feelings.

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Another frogsh.t forum,demons winning 2 in a row no way.May beat Carlton later on,therefore we should get draft pick N0.4 and delist 8-10 players which includes forced retirements. I am so excited it is the only given at Demonland.

Paul Roos will end up with 6 wins for the year,a 50% improvement on last year,what a fantastic achievement that is!!!!. I am sick to death of the sweller Matty Brugan useless match reports and interviews,can't the dees afford an ex player

who can call a spade a spade and does not worry if he hurts players feelings.

I was hoping ENYAW might have posted 'if we beat the Saints, I will drop this facade and comply with the rules of English grammar, spelling, punctuation and coherence.
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