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If we beat the Saints I will ....

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....call my brother and find out whether his girlfriend has kicked him out of the house for being too loud while watching the game.

 

...will be very comfortable that improvement is tangible and the team is on the right path. I will also imbibe a reasonable amount of alcohol.

...will be very comfortable that improvement is tangible and the team is on the right path. I will also imbibe a reasonable amount of alcohol.

I have no idea what that means ChaserJ

 

if we beat saints i will know how if feels to be able to beat up your little sister.

I have no idea what that means ChaserJ

IMHO opinion a "reasonable" amount of alcohol has been consumed when -

(a) there is no more available

(b) there is more available but you have passed out

or

in some circumstances, b sub section 1 needs to be be invoked

(b) 1. there is more available. you have not passed out. however, it is your buy and therefore you have just remembered a prior appointment and regrettably, must leave immediately.


Be pleasantly surprised at the exorcism of one more hoodoo.....50 years from the dark day that Dr Don Duffy and his dastardly dimwitted board /committee inflicted this curse upon the club.

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Another frogsh.t forum,demons winning 2 in a row no way.May beat Carlton later on,therefore we should get draft pick N0.4 and delist 8-10 players which includes forced retirements. I am so excited it is the only given at Demonland.

Paul Roos will end up with 6 wins for the year,a 50% improvement on last year,what a fantastic achievement that is!!!!. I am sick to death of the sweller Matty Brugan useless match reports and interviews,can't the dees afford an ex player

who can call a spade a spade and does not worry if he hurts players feelings.

 

Another frogsh.t forum,demons winning 2 in a row no way.May beat Carlton later on,therefore we should get draft pick N0.4 and delist 8-10 players which includes forced retirements. I am so excited it is the only given at Demonland.

Paul Roos will end up with 6 wins for the year,a 50% improvement on last year,what a fantastic achievement that is!!!!. I am sick to death of the sweller Matty Brugan useless match reports and interviews,can't the dees afford an ex player

who can call a spade a spade and does not worry if he hurts players feelings.

I was hoping ENYAW might have posted 'if we beat the Saints, I will drop this facade and comply with the rules of English grammar, spelling, punctuation and coherence.

Who gives a [censored] Colin B.Flaubert about grammar,the Dees are shithouse there is no other way to put in.


Who F'n cares Colin Flaubert about grammar,the Dees are sh.thouse that is a given.

Who gives a [censored] Colin B.Flaubert about grammar,the Dees are shithouse there is no other way to put in.

Who F'n cares Colin Flaubert about grammar,the Dees are sh.thouse that is a given.

I fell for it. I thought the second of these two posts was taking the mickey out of ENYAW.

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