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Johann Wagner

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Dont Harp on about it R&B.

Would hate to see this turn into an opera.

Stringing you along, is it? It ain't over until the fat lady sings ...

 

The knock on him is that he is only good up until 3/4 time.

I have heard he can keep going for days, in a long cycle.

 

this joke still going?

Around and around in a ring ...

Around and around in a ring ...

Naturally, he's a cymbal of hope!

Naturally, he's a cymbal of hope!

You all seem to be singing from the same Hymn sheet.

Naturally, he's a cymbal of hope!

There could be a clash over him in future ...
 

You all seem to be singing from the same Hymn sheet.

You're preaching to the choir now, Biff.

Bloody hell! Everyone's jumping on the bandwagon.

Bloody hell! Everyone's jumping on the bandwagon.

It is becoming a symphony of praise for the lad.

Can we please stop this - for Fuch's sake.


you want an interlude? or an intermission?

not really fussed - I thought puns were funny when I was cracking them but they're not so funny now that the schuberts on the other foot.

you want an interlude? or an intermission?

Perhaps a semi-breve rest? Or a key change?

nah, lets up the tempo

seriously - what the fugue are you talking about ?

seriously - what the fugue are you talking about ?

Careful - he will drag in the canon next ...


not really fussed - I thought puns were funny when I was cracking them but they're not so funny now that the schuberts on the other foot.

Always good to keep things at brahms length.

Always good to keep things at brahms length.

to be franck, you were on a haydn to nothing with that one.

to be franck, you were on a haydn to nothing with that one.

I am not sure that I can Handel this any more ...

 

Bravo

I am not sure that I can Handel this any more ...

I think it has more life yet - as they say - if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.


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