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"Tex" Walker

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No chance and all complete BS.

Tex is now co owner of a pub in Adelaide.

With what we'd pay him, he could buy Y&Js outright and drink there!

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    No chance and all complete BS.

    Tex is now co owner of a pub in Adelaide.

    dd u can work in one state and have an investment in another.

    It probably is BS but u never know what might happen,

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    Oh no, my eyes are burning. Please, no more Song!

    You can keep my purple fez hat Song.

    I don't need it now that winter is over.

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    Mate, land me Petracca and a decent name like Tex or a 2 for 1 in the mould of Tyson/Salem and i'll be like this all pre-season/season:

    DogHumpGifPurplePillow.gif

    Just showed this to my missus. Comment 'Whoever posted that is very troubled"

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    Just showed this to my missus. Comment 'Whoever posted that is very troubled"

    Does the missus ever read any of your posts BBO?

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    Just showed this to my missus. Comment 'Whoever posted that is very troubled"

    She should know, she married you!

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    Mate, land me Petracca and a decent name like Tex or a 2 for 1 in the mould of Tyson/Salem and i'll be like this all pre-season/season:DogHumpGifPurplePillow.gif

    This video is disturbing but I can't stop watching.

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    No chance and all complete BS.

    Tex is now co owner of a pub in Adelaide.

    so what

    you reckon he needs to be there washing glasses each day or something

    Edited by Curry & Beer

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    No chance and all complete BS.

    Tex is now co owner of a pub in Adelaide.

    Oh well there we go. No player in the history of ever has moved because he owns a pub in another city...

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