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Patrick Dangerfield

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It goes to show there are a lot of knuckleheads out there!

 

Wow I am 16 and I don't own any pages get it right and 1 have been a 16 member/afl been to 11 grandfinals so shutup

The total lack of punctuation suggests he is developmentally somewhat younger.

 

Wow I am 16 and I don't own any pages get it right and 1 have been a 16 member/afl been to 11 grandfinals so shutup

Melbourne's likely trade partner comes in black and white but is not a little bird. Solve this riddle

The total lack of punctuation suggests he is developmentally somewhat younger.

Yes. Puts up such a compelling argument in the last post!

Yes. Puts up such a compelling argument in the last post!

I still think it's ENYAW in disguise.

I've missed you, Wayne.

Excuse my ignorance, but who is Tom Dyson?

  • Favourite Player(s):Tom Dyson, JV, Dean Kent, Jeff Farmer, Allen Jakovich, JKH

wasn' [censored] kevin?

 

Didn't know I was an adult yet?

Excuse my ignorance, but who is Tom Dyson?

  • Favourite Player(s):Tom Dyson, JV, Dean Kent, Jeff Farmer, Allen Jakovich, JKH

Dom Tyson's alter ego. Good player.

Who kicked Melbourne's first goal in it's 1987 final against NM?

I can't remember that either but was there. Those were the days!

I am 16 how am I suspose to know that

You did say to ask you a question

Was it Jack's old man Todd?


Gee I'm a happy man knowing I've got some walking dead and NFL to watch and listen to some leaked machine head. Having read the last few pages of this thread and then those stupid riddles I'm due for a rest from the nothingness and idiocy for a while.

Gee I'm a happy man knowing I've got some walking dead and NFL to watch and listen to some leaked machine head. Having read the last few pages of this thread and then those stupid riddles I'm due for a rest from the nothingness and idiocy for a while.

Solid season-opener :)

Oh this is so entertaining

Don't feed it....


Alright people - stay on topic… Whatever topic…that would be...

explains why buckley was there in Bali, seems if you want to talk turkey you have to get in the pen with them first. we need an office in Bali.

Buckley is reported to be in Bali to talk to a holidaying Travis Varcoe.

The proposed Trengove trade makes no sense in isolation which makes the 'why' grist for the mill.

We have high picks. There are other clubs that may have a motivation to trade players.

Adelaide with its fear of a lesser return if Dangerfield exercisess his FA rights at end of 2015 than if they can get a deal done now.

Sydney with its COLA disappearing may be attracted by high picks and a Victorian may seek to return home.

 

Buckley is reported to be in Bali to talk to a holidaying Travis Varcoe.

oh sorry, I can see just how important Varcoe is to the Pies future. hope it was worth their paying for airfares & missing 3 days of trade week just for Varcoe.

maybe he was moonshining as a bartender, spying on his players after dark habits.

just hope he was leaving NJones alone to his surfing.

oh sorry, I can see just how important Varcoe is to the Pies future. hope it was worth their paying for airfares & missing 3 days of trade week just for Varcoe.

maybe he was moonshining as a bartender, spying on his players after dark habits.

just hope he was leaving NJones alone to his surfing.

Jonesy wouldn't give him the time of the day, little lone stop surfing for him.


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