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GAMEDAY - Round 23

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Good kick Brown ya numb nut

 

Oh god we can't even kick the ball in.

 

I am counting the 2 on 1 tonight. reckon 3 so far


You can tell we've been told to move the ball a little faster this week. It's about time, because we look a lot more likely to score.

WHY ARE WE ALWAYS KICKING TO 2 ON 1?

Can't our players count?

 

Another really beautiful passage of attacking play and a deserved free kick to Fitzpatrick. Showing much more offensive play tonight and doing a better job setting up scoring opportunities, even if they're not reaching fruition. Encouraging.

Jetta has been poor since he signed a new deal.


I think Jordie McKenzie is actually a useful player when he is given the instruction to be a little less of a pure tagger. He has a fairly attacking handball and doesn't usually stuff around with the ball. It's get and give from him mostly, which ends up moving the ball pretty quick.

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Dawes...Dawes! Show some bloody composure, you just did exactly what you castrated JKH for earlier in the year, and it results in a coast to coast North goal.


Who the [censored] is this Turner and will some idiot get on to him. FFS.

Chris Dawes kicks it 20 metres over Fitzpatrick's head and through for a point. How is that even possible? Very deflating from a supposed leader and experienced premiership player.

Jetta has been poor since he signed a new deal.

Given he's been good all year let's cut him some slack

Bloody Dawes learn to kick the farkking ball


How the [censored] are we letting a little skinny stick in Turner pull our pants down!!

And WTF dawes!!!

Dawes can't pass, Watts jogs with his man instead of attacking the ball carrier and then North goal. I look forward to the final siren.

Excellent work Dawes. 2 goal turnaround.

Some leader. He is in seriously poor form and better get himself right next season.

For such a highly paid player he is absolutely rubbish at the moment.

 

Fitzpatrick looking very likely today. Just get it to him quick like that and he could kick 5.


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