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How upset will you be if we finish bottom

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in Melbourne Demons

194 members have voted

  1. 1. Scale of 1-10 (1 being "I don't care" & 10 being "livid") how annoyed will you be if we finish bottom?

    • 1
      47
    • 2
      11
    • 3
      20
    • 4
      6
    • 5
      14
    • 6
      3
    • 7
      11
    • 8
      17
    • 9
      8
    • 10
      38

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That joke needs a complete reconstruction .

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    MFC humiliated once again. But also cements 17th spot and applies for a Priority Pick...

    Don't care.

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    MFC humiliated once again. But also cements 17th spot and applies for a Priority Pick...

    Don't care.

    bottom still possible

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    bottom still possible

    Does it matter much if we miss it on a couple of percentage points result is the same.
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    bottom still possible

    It is not only possible it is extremely likely if St Kilda put up a show against Richmond and we get poleaxed by the Eagles in the West and the Bulldogs at Etihad, then that is precisely where we will end up.

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    MFC humiliated once again. But also cements 17th spot and applies for a Priority Pick...

    Don't care.

    We didn't care where we finished, do you really think we didn't care how we played?

    That's the only thing I cared about.

    You can be misguidedly flippant if you want to, but don't think you are making a point or anything.

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    Now that it's becoming more of a reality, I'd like to revise my opinion to "very." Very very very upset.

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