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That's true Machsy. I prefer subtlety.

Pearler!

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    I would rather a personal message from Machsy. A supple message of course.

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    no one PMs me love OR hate...

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    Oh come on Song! Didn't ENYAW message you once to express his disapproval of you (or was that someone else)?

    Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

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    he did, yes. But that was neither love or hate, that was ENYAW. He has no emotion.

    Was it decipherable to your everyday, English speaking human being?

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    It always makes my day when he starts a new topic. It's like when a blockbuster movie is released.
    Now, I come to think of it, there is an idea. ENYAW: the Movie. Get Geoffrey Rush in as ENYAW and away we go!

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    english is a fifth language to enyaw, give him some slack

    And he combines the five into one.

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    What are the other four languages that he speaks DC?

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    What are the other four languages that he speaks DC?

    i think they are all obtuse undocumented tribal languages colin

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    english is a fifth language to enyaw, give him some slack

    And half of ENYAW's 'likes' are from BBO! How does that work?

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    And half of ENYAW's 'likes' are from BBO! How does that work?

    i would have thought that obvious

    ever heard of an alias

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    And half of ENYAW's 'likes' are from BBO! How does that work?

    I'm guessing that ENYAW drinks as much plonk as Bitty before he comes on the 'Land so BBO gives him likes as he can sense a kindred spirit. However I am guessing that BBO can hold it together better than ENYAW.

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    i would have thought that obvious

    ever heard of an alias

    I'm guessing that ENYAW drinks as much plonk as Bitty before he comes on the 'Land so BBO gives him likes as he can sense a kindred spirit. However I am guessing that BBO can hold it together better than ENYAW.

    Both are wise and plausible explanations

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    i think they are all obtuse undocumented tribal languages colin

    No, I have it on good authority that ENYAW is a member of the Pentecostal faith and that when he is "taken with the Lord" he is simply engaging in what is technically known as Glossolalia... or to the layman, typing in tongues.

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    Can we just make this the official Demonland ENYAW tribute thread? Or should we start a new thread?

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