Buddy was probably attempting a "hook turn".

no, just rounding a bend using 'his natural arc' as the maggots describe it when he alone is allowed to run off his line when kicking from a set shot.

Edited April 24, 201411 yr by monoccular

Very few people driving at 50 can take out three cars in a row and write them off. He would have been flying, whether drugs wise or speed wise.

Unless you don't swerve away or brake.

Could happen to anyone.

That he was sober is a bit of a surprise.

Some of Sydney's worst drivers live near Rose Bay .

I don't know whether to make a Jewish Joke or an Aboriginal Joke out of this one?

I'm torn.

I think the Jewish mother joke is perfectly adequate (Im Jewish).

Jewish mothers driving make me want to duck and take cover

Alcohol. Ruled out but did they conduct any another tests.

They did an IQ test. None detected.

They did an IQ test. None detected.

Came back negative, huh?

Came back negative, huh?

No, just none detected. So the Police thought there was something wrong with the test and they did it too. Still none detected. All agreed it was a stupid test (intended).

Went on to blame the parked cars. Parking tickets to be issued today.

Edit: Buddy cited for heroism in the face of unruly parallel parking. Queens Birthday honour mentioned.

Perhaps even Sir Lance "Buddy" Franklin Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Guelphic Order

Edited April 24, 201411 yr by ManDee

Could be the next Australian of the Year !!

Another excellent example of being how good footballer does not make you a rocket scientist.

Lucky it was only a jeep.

I loved Roos' comment along the lines that he should approach our sponsors as he will be needing a new car. Sounded glad he wasn't still there now his no dick head policy has very clearly been ended.

Lucky it was only a jeep.

Seriously lucky that he didn't kill or main someone. How would Vlad weasel out of that integrity issue?