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We loose on turnovers and poor disposal, does not matter how much experience you have, if you keep doing this you loose. Forget the fitness running laps, etc, practice skills.

As bad as Spenser has been he has Warnock covered so far this year in most stats by ave. They are as bad as each other.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/ft_player_compare?tid1=12&pid1=2751&tid2=4&pid2=1648&type=A&fid1=S&fid2=S

And at least we're not paying Spencer $1.6 mill.

 

Dawes has been named for the carlton clash

Although you have sporadically put this out generally to the whole of D'land, i shall assume you are referring to me as i just accosted you in another thread. It's called School Holidays baby, 12 weeks a year and we are very underpaid i may add ;)

Other than that, recess/lunch times i like to check in and see what the knuckle heads on here are arguing about, and throw in my two bobs worth where i can. Makes me feel better discussing my insipid football club with other people that are feeling the same pain as I.

BBO is in the education game also-apart from teaching the kids that the world was created in 7 days by an old beard in the sky he invents false histories.

Keeps him off the street for the 3 weeks a year school sits in Romsey.

Does the poor pay explain why teachers have such terrible taste in sweaters and slacks?

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BBO is in the education game also-apart from teaching the kids that the world was created in 7 days by an old beard in the sky he invents false histories.

Keeps him off the street for the 3 weeks a year school sits in Romsey.

Does the poor pay explain why teachers have such terrible taste in sweaters and slacks?

That is an unfair post Biffen!!! My sweaters and slacks are quite spiffy.

That is an unfair post Biffen!!! My sweaters and slacks are quite spiffy.

Do you have one of those multi coloured thick cable knit teachers jumpers?

They're back in Vogue I hear.

 

With Alpaca leather elbow patches!!

Does the union give you one when you pass your 3 day teachers course or do you knit your own?

Deecisive, you are too loose in your use of the English language. I suggest you practise the correct use of loose and lose. A little practice will do no harm.

Mark for your post 5 out of 10


as was i.

the day we are able to properly distinguish tone through text, will bring immediate peace to many internet forums across the globe.

We could try italics. As in. You are a goose SFKA. See no offence.

That is not to suggest improper acts with a goose.

Call me mental but I honestly believe our list is in better shape then Carlton. The difference is that our players don't believe it.

For players under the age of 22, they rank 18th in terms of quality.

Judd is gone, even though he is a "great" of the game, he's not playing against us so it doesn't matter.

Kreuzer, how watts cops more flak then this bloke is beyond me, he's gone.

Ok they have murphy, Simpson and .............................. Who, Gibbs? Warnock? Walker? Yarran?

Yes on their day they are good, but that's on their day.

We have players go can match this mob.

The difference between these two teams is that Melbourne players don't believe they are better whilst Carlton players eg Robinson take delight and truly believe the are.

This is Roos' challenge this week.

its not their players who are naturally arrogant, its the culture of they're club, that turns the players like that. got ahead of themselves & this is what happens.

The Blues board has to be shagged publicly, & sent to elections. & the Kernal "it's good to be a woman",,, should be first out the door.

MMalthoouse isn't they're problem, its the clubs attitude that stinks. & thats not Fevs problem, its probably what sent Him Off the rails in the first place, as a young guy.

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Do you have one of those multi coloured thick cable knit teachers jumpers?

They're back in Vogue I hear.

don't know about 'back in', Vogue... but apparently 'they're back', in Central Vic.

We could try italics. As in. You are a goose SFKA. See no offence.

That is not to suggest improper acts with a goose.

or even add adjectives to the nunn, You are as loose as a goose SFKA. See no offence. but I really don't know your original contexst


How good was today!!!! Carlton are in a world of hurt!

carlton are wading in they're own septic tank

kernahan fOff, Fitzpatrick on...

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