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Paul Roos preseason update

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Yes but only real men drink Irish whiskey....Jamesons is a bit too rough for some gentler souls

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    Islay malts - I'd sooner drink lighter fluid.

    Not sure I would go that far but I do prefer Highland brews.

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    Yes but only real men drink Irish whiskey....Jamesons is a bit too rough for some gentler souls

    I have always thought the reverse Saty.

    The better quality Irish single malts I find are a bit tasteless.

    Prefer a good Scottish Highland single malt myself.

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    I will have a word on Neeld.

    He came from the Malthouse camp and whether we like Malthouse or not we can't deny that he can coach - runs are on the board. I don't think the problem with Neeld is that he didn't have a game plan or an idea of how he wanted the team to play. His problem was he couldn't deliver/sell the message or get buy in.

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    pretty much Nut.

    some good ideas that didnt pan out

    and now we have the real deal...yeeha !!

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    pretty much Nut.

    some good ideas that didnt pan out

    and now we have the real deal...yeeha !!

    Its interesting, after the initial Neeld euphoria on his appointment, I did wonder how the players could "believe" because from early on I was struggling. With Roos, he just keeps the message simple and seems to have the equal measures of tough,approachable, disciplinarian, but likable and friendly and it is not difficult to get swept up by him.

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    Not sure I would go that far but I do prefer Highland brews.

    Actually I'm not so keen on lighter fluid - but liquid peat doesn't do it for me, either. With you in the Highlands.

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    shurly that's a mythtakel

    Robert Asprin says hi!

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    Is it ok to enjoy a double shot Canadian Club Whiskey with one block of ice?

    Makers Mark and Jamiesons have been old friends. As has J Walker Blue and Wild Turk OP.

    In moderation of course. But i must say since Abbott and Co have arrived and are dismantling the fabric of my country the consumption of top shelf liquor has increased....:)

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    Whiskey is fine if the Cognac has run out.

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    Is it ok to enjoy a double shot Canadian Club Whiskey with one block of ice?

    Makers Mark and Jamiesons have been old friends. As has J Walker Blue and Wild Turk OP.

    In moderation of course. But i must say since Abbott and Co have arrived and are dismantling the fabric of my country the consumption of top shelf liquor has increased....:)

    Of course wyl.

    Whatever turns your top soil.

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    Surprised that you guys are talking about whiskey when Roos has just presented his (Part 2) pre-season update. Surely there must be some comment?

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    Whiskey is fine if the Cognac has run out.

    The other way round for me Fifty-5

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    Surprised that you guys are talking about whiskey when Roos has just presented his (Part 2) pre-season update. Surely there must be some comment?

    Today I have run out of enthusiasm for football in 2103 CBDees.

    This is a little lighter and less abuse if you say the wrong thing!

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    Courvoisier.

    Has passed my lips on a number of occasions!

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    Courvoisier.

    Shheeeeeet homey.....

    Never knew brother was a pimp.

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    Is it ok to enjoy a double shot Canadian Club Whiskey with one block of ice?

    Makers Mark and Jamiesons have been old friends. As has J Walker Blue and Wild Turk OP.

    In moderation of course. But i must say since Abbott and Co have arrived and are dismantling the fabric of my country the consumption of top shelf liquor has increased.... :)

    LOL - only a post-modern socialist would have a cupboard of "top shelf liquor" :blink:

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    Has passed my lips on a number of occasions!

    never saw your Lilly white at the Players Ball.

    You trippin'?

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    LOL - only a post-modern socialist would have a cupboard of "top shelf liquor" :blink:

    Johnny Walker Blue on an ABC employees salary.......

    I am starting to think there might be some good coin in this Left-wing propaganda industry .

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    Johnny Walker Blue on an ABC employees salary.......

    I am starting to think there might be some good coin in this Left-wing propaganda industry .

    amazing how far one's 8c goes these days

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    Malibu ,peach schnapps,pineapple,grenadine,lemonade...........

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    amazing how far one's 8c goes these days

    The only other guy I ever heard of drinking that was the former boss of "News of the World".

    Rupert would be disgusted that WYL can afford the same drink as his boy .

    Tweet him immediately with the "News".

    I can picture the phone call from Rupert to the ABC

    RM"Tell everyone they are sacked immediately for wasting money"

    ABC employee"Mr Murdoch ,are you aware that you don't actually own the ABC?"

    RM"Why not-who says"

    ABC"It's a publicly owned broadcaster"

    RM"Bloody socialists"

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